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Rob Instigator 04.22.2009 11:42 AM

Beyonce without Auto-Tune
 
Howard stern played this recording of beyonce on the Today Show from the soundboard before the auto-tune software fixed her shit voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdcrL...layer_embedded

HILARIOUS!

nicfit 04.22.2009 11:48 AM

sonic youth with autotune

Rob Instigator 04.22.2009 11:49 AM

hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

afterthefact 04.22.2009 11:58 AM

What's great is that people are trying to defend her by saying "She didn't have to right set-up to here herself and all she had to go by was the track she had to sing to!"

Yeah, AND?!? For somebody who has made this much money off of singing, she should be able to go by that and sound amazing!

Toilet & Bowels 04.22.2009 12:08 PM

wow

StevOK 04.22.2009 12:39 PM

That was painful, I couldn't listen to more than a minute of it.

pbradley 04.22.2009 12:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_4AxzvhCPY

Rob Instigator 04.22.2009 01:09 PM

I don;t give a fuck for R&B or soul music or slow jams, but it is fucking sad when someone as pathetic as Beyonce is compared in the music press with great actual SINGERS.

a great singer should be able to sing a capella, no music, no "backing track" and just bring a beautiful voice.
fuck this skeez. she never gives no love to Houston either, even though this is where she came up.

floatingslowly 04.22.2009 01:14 PM

who cares what she sounds like, she's hot.

after seeing her nintendo commercial, I just want to pinch her cheeks***.

tap tap taptaptap




*** I'd much rather pinch her ass, but I'm afraid of Jay-Z. I'm not a bitch, and I surely don't want to be a problem.

Rob Instigator 04.22.2009 01:22 PM

Jay Z ain;t got nothin on yr robot skilllzzzz

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 04.22.2009 01:33 PM

that hurt a little

Rob Instigator 04.22.2009 01:47 PM

 

chairman of the bored 04.22.2009 03:18 PM

enrique iglesias-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQZsIJPDrw

britney spears (hilarious!)-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ak1cpi74RM&feature=related

terminal pharmacy 04.22.2009 03:49 PM

This is funny shit, however I would say it is her mime singing along to her own song and the engineer just captured that mic channel without sending to FOH. Either way this engineer should be nominated for a Nobel peace prize for exposing these fucking shams that are making millions out of having absolutely no talent.

Antagon 04.22.2009 03:54 PM

"If I were a buoyyyy", well I guess you already are one!

Rob Instigator 04.22.2009 03:56 PM

that iglesias one is hilarious.

they got rid of his mole.

afterthefact 04.22.2009 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chairman of the bored


fixed, now you can click them...

Glice 04.22.2009 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy
This is funny shit, however I would say it is her mime singing along to her own song and the engineer just captured that mic channel without sending to FOH.


Beyonce's miming was captured, and vaunted as her 'real' singing. You still have to get close to the note for an autotuner to sound right, otherwise you sound like this. The notion of the 'real' singer is all well and good, but PAs are much louder than they were in, say, Edith Piaf's days.

I'm not necessarily defending Beyoncé's talent, I'm saying that taking one recorded instance of her singing without the context and claiming she relies on an autotuner just means you don't know what an autotuner does. By which I mean - it searches for the nearest consonant note in a preset scale - if you're more than a note out (as this audio is) the sound that comes out would be wrong.

I'd suggest that the fact that Beyoncé's singing lower, as she is in the Stern clip, is more of an attempt to hear herself over whatever other sound is happening (because you can feel lower notes in your body better than you can high notes).

Rob Instigator 04.22.2009 04:04 PM

Glice is Solange in disguise

Glice 04.22.2009 04:11 PM

Well. It just seems to me to be entirely ridiculous to criticise one hyper-produced thing as 'fake' when the overwhelming majority of records are over-produced. ESPECIALLY when it's patently obvious to anyone who's seen SY live that none of them can hold a note for shit (ESPECIALLY Kim).

terminal pharmacy 04.22.2009 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Beyonce's miming was captured, and vaunted as her 'real' singing. You still have to get close to the note for an autotuner to sound right, otherwise you sound like this. The notion of the 'real' singer is all well and good, but PAs are much louder than they were in, say, Edith Piaf's days.

I'm not necessarily defending Beyoncé's talent, I'm saying that taking one recorded instance of her singing without the context and claiming she relies on an autotuner just means you don't know what an autotuner does. By which I mean - it searches for the nearest consonant note in a preset scale - if you're more than a note out (as this audio is) the sound that comes out would be wrong.

I'd suggest that the fact that Beyoncé's singing lower, as she is in the Stern clip, is more of an attempt to hear herself over whatever other sound is happening (because you can feel lower notes in your body better than you can high notes).


Glicey, I never mentioned autotuning. I was saying that she was just singing along with her backing track. As for PA's being louder, I'm not sure what that has to do with anything as monitors speakers are also louder. Also the PA's in use most of the time these days particularly for big shows etc are of the line array variety. These are quieter behind the boxes than your traditional old school box stacks and flown boxes. In fact you can have a conversation standing behind a line array at 100 dBA without having to raise your voice too much. And if you ever get the chance to stand in front of a nexo PS15 monitor wedge get the engineer to crank it up for but make sure you have some reinforcement between your neck and shoulders 'cos these mofo's will tear your head off.

I do know what you are saying though as Autotuners are next to useless live. I know Radiohead have used them live in the past but as an effect. I can't remember what track it is but Thom Yorke sings and they use the auto tuner to drag his voice out of tune.

terminal pharmacy 04.22.2009 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Well. It just seems to me to be entirely ridiculous to criticise one hyper-produced thing as 'fake' when the overwhelming majority of records are over-produced. ESPECIALLY when it's patently obvious to anyone who's seen SY live that none of them can hold a note for shit (ESPECIALLY Kim).


SY is a completely different aesthetic.

Rob Instigator 04.22.2009 04:20 PM

no one is talking about records Glice. we is talking abou live performances from people whose asses are constantly sucked proclaiming them to the great VOICES

SYRFox 04.22.2009 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
no one is talking about records Glice. we is talking abou live performances from people whose asses are constantly sucked proclaiming them to the great VOICES

yeah but you know, you realize the world is fucked about singing when you can read the following as a commentary to this video:

"
kamilleCHAOS (il y a 1 mois) Afficher Masquer
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Marqué comme spam
Répondre | Spam
Woow .
I Love Crystal Castles .
But, are their voices really like that?
... hm, am i asking a dumb question?
maybe so .
but, I just don't know .
hah hah .
=)
ps: this is my ringtone!
"

(btw i think crystal castles are rubbish crap)

Toilet & Bowels 04.22.2009 04:29 PM

who cares? single ladies is still an awesome song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1nixzYHDus

terminal pharmacy 04.22.2009 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
who cares? single ladies is still an awesome song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1nixzYHDus


i find that booty shaking in that clip quite the sickner... a bit like madonna sticking her 50 year old praying mantis vagina camel toe in every film clip.

Rob Instigator 04.22.2009 04:39 PM

that song is fucking horrible. I could kill people if exposed to that bullshit for too long.

Rob Instigator 04.22.2009 04:40 PM

I'd rather listen to fat guys from h-town singin bout syrup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsoMVxtKlGM

Rob Instigator 04.22.2009 04:42 PM

Beyonce's dad went on TMZ to say it's a hoax. he sez someone's perpin a fraud!

StevOK 04.22.2009 04:52 PM

Yeah, looks like it's fake. That Enrique Iglesias one says right in the info that it is fake.

Rob Instigator 04.22.2009 05:01 PM

the iglesias one is dead on REAL man. that fuck cannot sing. he sings to backing tracks.

floatingslowly 04.22.2009 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
who cares? single ladies is still an awesome song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1nixzYHDus


the CIA has been trying to put drugs into music for ages, and they've finally succeeded with this crack-hybrid.

the "song" itself was created by scientists in a black-ops laboratory, deep below White Sands, New Mexico.

snippets of frequencies from around the world were chosen by the Echelon mainframe based upon their rating within It's stimulation_matrix.

these snippets were then woven together to create musical-mind-control.

but who cares about all of that? I'd lick the paint off of her.

deflinus 04.22.2009 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StevOK
Yeah, looks like it's fake. That Enrique Iglesias one says right in the info that it is fake.


just because it's in the info, it's true?

i believe it is real. no doubt in my mind. it doesn't necessarily mean they're bad singers. it's just sad that people pay overpriced tickets to see some assclown NOT sing live

ZEROpumpkins 04.22.2009 07:05 PM

Autotune is the best friend of Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers and loads of other shitacular pop artists whose success is based solely off their looks.

exploding plastic candle 04.22.2009 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins
Autotune is the best friend of Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers and loads of other shitacular pop artists whose success is based solely off their looks.


Not to mention Lil Wayne. except he uses it to make his voice sound even worse

StevOK 04.22.2009 09:07 PM

Check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n12eKIQN1AU

RanaldoNecro 04.22.2009 09:55 PM

That T Pain vid is priceless

atsonicpark 04.22.2009 11:55 PM

we are eager imaginaires.

wellcharge 04.23.2009 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins
Autotune is the best friend of Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers and loads of other shitacular pop artists whose success is based solely off their looks.


^^^ jealous ass hater

atsonicpark 04.23.2009 01:08 AM

I just looked up the "Joined-Ass Brothers" that I keep hearing about. I'm somewhat gay, of course (as everyone is, if they're being honest), so I feel I can properly evaluate their physical attractiveness. And, guess what, these dudes are UGLY as FUCK. I can see the appeal of that Zac Effron guy (who I only know about because he's on Eggo boxes that I have to stock in the frozen foods department where I work at), he is somewhat cute, but these little fuckers look like ratty-ass dogs. Their hair looks like pubes. Can't see anything attractive about them whatsoever.


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