That Nicola Roberts Chick...
 

has a gigantic head. like abnormally large & shit. wow.

Why do people want to destroy demonrail's and my love for her? Is it because they feel a bit left out?

what the fuck is wrong with this celebrity fuglor?

a giant head? a woman after my own heart

when I graduated university of houston the people we rented our caps and gowns from had to go back into their warehouse for a mortarboard that fit my noggin (size 8 2/5, which it turns out is ratrher large) and I had a heavy SILK robe and mortarboard, deep black, while everyone else wore slightly less black synthetic fibers! I looked dope.

she's alright, but I'm not much for people covered in gingerspots.

you can spend a weekend trying to lick them freckles off....

chick's like one big freckle.



she likes to stretch, and kick...


and I think she will wear anything


but here is the monster in the morning

is she in Tatu?

I still have no fucking clue who that is.

I'm filing her under "Lindsay Lohan vs. Ginger Spice".

I know even less than you about who that is.

i actually saw the appreciation thread for her after i posted this one lol. she's not hideous or anything... just has a really big noggin. who teh hell is she anyways?

While I disagree with your point about the size of Robert's head (in my eyes it's perfect) I think the more Nicola Roberts threads on this board, the better. It can only be a matter of time, given the attention she's getting, that this site will be the first thing that comes up when we google her name. Keep up the good work. Just lay off the large head stuff.

me likey Reds.

i likey the red heads too... but she still gots a big ol dome. i think it's her hair that makes her head look big. who is she anyways? an actress or model or something?

10 to 1 she's in some shitty band

Wrong! She's in Britain's second-best band (the Fall being perennial #1).

according to the NME it's the stone roses!

If you want to say that your opinion is the same as the NME's, go right ahead and say it. No-one's judging you.

You're wrong, but no-one's judging you for that.

stone roses! ha ha ha! I my opinion, the best UK band ever is the pet shop boys. ha!

They're definitely a top fiver.

What about Blur?

Blur are not fit to carry Girls Aloud's tampons. That is all.

so amid all teh jokes i decided to go look for myself and she who she is. so apparently she sings in what looks like a spice girls/pussycat dolls type group called girls aloud. i'm not gonna say they suck, becuase they looked so much like they would suck that i didn't bother listening to them. so she's a ginger, got a big dome and is in a shitty looking singing group? not winning a whole lot of brownie points is she now :)

This is the thing: Pussycat Dolls had one and a half alright-ish-at-a-push songs; Spice Girls were always shit. Girls Aloud are yet to do a shit single. Seriously though, if anyone has shat upon the accepted conventions of verse/chorus/verse it's Girls Aloud['s writing team, Xenomania].

Seriously, sexless indie person, ignore the fact that they're dancing/ wearing non-shit clothes and just listen

Meh. They are good, but GA haven't done anything so mind-rapingly shit as the Great Escape (yet).

my gawd, I'm good at this game.

i cannot think of one reason to listen to this group.

Yeah, it's really difficult listening to GENUINELY BRILLIANT MUSIC YOU USELESS PRICK.

brilliant as in shiny and polished?

I see the point you're making, and I like where you're going with it. Because, of course, there has never been a record in the pantheon of rock that had 4 millions years of unecessary microphones thrown at it.

I hate smashing pumpkins

Dear Glice

Can I use "4 million years of unecessary microphones" as a song title I want to include it on a mini-album that I'm (very very very slowly) planning, provisionally entitled "23 Frozen Ducks Shoved Up David Keenan's Arse"?

Yours unheteroseuxally

MellySingsDoom

I'd pay to see that.

Go for it. No credit to me though, ta.

those songs are better than expected, i.e. better than rubbish, but hardly in the realms of excellent pop either, unlike this, this or this.

wow, simmer down lil buddy. i'm sure their yr cup o tea, but i can tell i wouldn't like it just by looking at them. so that makes me a useless prick? or does listening to sugary watered down pop music by a group of well dressed women (who don't write their own songs) make you an unbearable jackass?

Yeah, big time.

I haven't really been following the other thread I just image googled ' nicola roberts has a large head'

thank you!



bwahahahahahahahaha

It makes you a useless prick because they are brilliant songs that you're ignoring for extra-musical reasons. Listen to them, then say you think they're shite. That's fine. I know probably hundreds of people who write their own songs, and I've heard thousands of songs written by the people singing them, and they are, nearly entirely, shite. Think of it like a car. If one person makes a car, they'll fuck up. If you get a team of people making a car, you'll get a decent ride.

dude, i just don't like pop music that's been made in the past 40 years ok. a group of women singing pop songs appeals to me not.