Post a picture of your erect penis
 

And... begin...

after...you...

Remember the user here called 'Richard Pryor On Fire'? He once, drunkenly, put a picture of his erect penis as his display picture on myspace. Or so memory serves the story..

I'm afraid my ERECT PENIS is too big for 1024x768 pixels to comprehend though.

Behold the Maker!

here ya go:

this would already have had 276 replies with pictures on 4chan

what to use the schlong for if yu cant bring it up

mil_pl is that actually your dick? If so, what on Earth made you think it would be a good idea to post your genitals on the internet? It's very weird.

mil_pl wins! (Assuming that's truly him)

Secondly, where the hell have your pubes gone?

I can't say I'm a fan of the shaven look myself.

He's still the winner though.

he shaved/cutted his balls too.
hrhrhr

Yeah it would seem so...What's going on??!

I only found out a few months ago that seems to be the nomr for guys to trim their pubes. I was shocked. There's something wrong with society when men start doing that. There's something wrong when women start doing it.

I hear ya Shabby.

In other news, my elderly landlords are making all sorts of bizarre racket upstairs. I'm pretty much convinced they're gonna pull a Rosemary's Baby on me.

thank you for awarding me, I'm really ashamed right now, I didin't now that you will like how my penis looks like. but hey I love you!

No reason to be ashamed. You have a splendid penis.

It's not like anyone can actually prove that it's you... there's no face in the photo.

thats me..

a hint..
that's not a horse...

Heelllooo!! Mine Is The Size Of Sand Worm For Christ's Sake!

Fine Lurker... you win second prize.

Sandbag wins third because his looks like a horse and horses are adorable.

I think it's safe to say that's not mil_pl's penis, unless he has also uploaded it to Wikipedia's common images.

who knows?

i better don't post mine, since i think it might crush a few dreams here.

Thank you, radarmaker, for exposing this fraud.

I, like all of you, feel hurt and betrayed.

I wonder what the reaction would be if someone made a 'post your vaginas' thread. Probably not so good humoured.

This is me at home. I collect things.

is that a cat?

Who knows?

now i checked the file name and it is. i should have studied biology.

Why? For all the different penises you'd get to see?

i trim my junk hair too. i've lovingly dubbed it "manscaping", ya know, like landscaping, but for guys. though i don't shave mine completely off, just trimmed as low as possible and then i shave the "frank and beans". and it' is essential that women trim down there as well. doesn't have to be shaved, but it better be trimmed. cant' have a guy going down on you and then coming up w/ a mouthfull of fur. that's just bad for business.

OMG, this thread is so gay.

well i imagine it's only "gay" if yr a homosexual male. cause if chicks are staring at photos of penis's then it's perfectly ok.

Well it's gay when a male poster is complimenting a man's penis.

worst thread ever

Give it time. It's a grower.

ITT pricks

yeah, it wasn't my dick... you got me :p

because i recognise a cat's penis from teh description i read five years ago. i used to read nature magazines all the time, and did want to be a biologist when i was a kid.