Hey Everyone, Listen To Me Suck At Cello
 

http://www.myspace.com/cocacolonoscopy

God only knows why I even uploaded that.

You aren't that bad. Seriously I tried playing a double bass. I cannot use a bow!! And I think I heard you swearing at some points hahahaha.

I've been playing since... I wanna say December? I've kinda hit a plateau when it comes to learning the cello.

Since December 2008? Wow for 2 months that's really good.

You cannot plateau in 2 months. It takes that long to even realize you've plateaued. You are still progressing steadily, I'm sure.

I dunno, the fact that it doesn't have frets just makes me want to not even play anymore, because if you put your finger even slightly off place it sounds like a steaming pile of shit.

yeah, that part sucks.

Serious song for Danny!

Yes. It was very serious.

I liked it. It was a cover? Of whom?

oh god

cello makes me think of all those hideous compulsary school concerts I needed to attend at private girls school. and minging girls in dresses all playing cello with their legs open.

double bass is so much more wonderful. sounding and in appearance.

but, good luck, keep practicing.

i rather spare us the embarrasment.

I like your voice!

Bring it up a couple octaves and that's me playing violin.

Haha. Glad to know I'm not alone.

you got some nice tones.i can see you becoming good at it.
and you have a good speaking voice

Thanks! I've always been kinda self-conscious about my voice...

Your vocal delivery on "Garbage Day" was pretty compelling which is part of why I liked it.

I'm uploading a britney spears cover soon.

lol it's up

you aren't that bad, seriously. i've heard a lot of learning cello (or violin) students over the years and you're definitely among the best ones.

a kid just starting the violin is the worst sound in the world.

not very related: i always thought a man playing cello looked a bit weird. anyone shares this thought?

Do I get any points for saying BWV 1007?

Obviously, you're not the best Cellist, but a bit of practise, you'll be grand. People are such pussies about these things, you just have to stick at it. I LOVED the most awesome cover ever.

I want to click, but I'm afraid of being rick rolled into watching an invasive rectal probing.

I think that should be grounds for banning you

Oh, and don't let the lack of frets bother you.

(that was supposed to be a joke, if it wasn't clear)

that was a nice belch there. you should develop a standup comedy act where you "play" while you make jokes. i'd pay to see that.


hell no!

youtube just crapped out so i can't post you a video of pau casals but ha! best cellist ever!

youtube is bach

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhcjeZ3o5us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP5OUxyEOhk

i give you an 8 for the belch.

the performances are funny, and i appreciate the commentary; it wasn't a waste of time like i feared.

I like how you talk on your recordings

Most people wouldn't do that

Haha sweet. Yeah. It's cause most people SUCK AMIRITE

The Britney Spears cover is brilliant. The beginning burp and "let's get er done... if you will" simply made it for me! And again, I really like your voice.

hahaha, I thought the burp + famous redneck reference would reel in the britney type... or just cause some lulz at most.