looking for advice.
 

I want to ask out a girl from my anthropology class. I have spoken to her a couple times during our break. I never know what to talk about though. I was thinking about after the next class, as everyone is leaving, running up behind her picking her up, throwing her in the back of my truck and driving off, but i think i might come off as being a little too forward.

my question:
whats a good way to approach a classmate to ask out on a date?

Come up behind her, poke her on the shoulder. When she's turning around you take the chloroform soaked rag out of your pocket and put it over her mouth. Drag her to the nearest janitor's closet. Put some duct tape over her limbs and mouth so she won't escape. Once everyone has left, put her in one of those neat trashcans that has wheels on the bottom and wheel her off to your truck. Once at a safe location, knock her over the head with a shovel. Hurry up and do your deeds while the body is still warm. Bury her in your mother's garden, or fix cement galoshes on her and dump her in the ocean. Don't forget to come up with a good alibi.

That, or just ask what she's doing over the weekend... just go for it.

Well.. yeah, but that's the hard way.

i think i like canyons idea more.

plus i cant really do anything on weekends...i go to school during the week, and have to work on the weekends. I usually work until 12 or 1 am. no girl wants to meet up with a guy at that time of night.

Ask her if she wants to smoke a blunt and listen to liquid swords.

...Then replace that with "weekday." Just ask her to dinner when you're both free. There aren't a ton of ways to do it. There is no magic way to avoid the risk of rejection.

Hayden: OHHH I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I RAPED YO' MOTHA TODAY
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME
AS LONG AS SHE SPREEAADDDDSSSSS

Word. Danzig is my main nigga.

never listened to liquid swords. im gonna fix that right now. But I like where you are going with that idea. Blunts are the modern-day emerican peace pipe.

I dont particularly care for blunts though. I prefer bowls and joints anyday. And dont even get me started on vaporizers.

canyon, do you know a website that is a good source for upcoming shows for the state of florida...preferably in the south eastern region of florida

I've never had a problem getting a girlfriend. People try too hard. Just talk to her and it'll come naturally. Don't try to force it. I dunno. Just remember she's just a person.

if you have never had problems getting a girlfriend, then you are a lucky son of a bitch...and if i ever meet you in person im gonna beat yr ass out of spite and envy.

im petty like that.

last.fm is what I use primarily for that kind of thing.

Blunts are my shit. I roll a mean ass blunt, son. I'm currently smoking some nasty ass resin because we broke a bowl.

ask her is she listens to franz ferdinand and if she says yes, follow canyon's idea. if she says "no they suck".. follow canyon's idea.

hahahaha.

Well, feel free to beat my ass. I'm a somewhat cool and somewhat interesting and somewhat intelligent and not completely-horribly-disfigured guy. That's all you need. I know a dude who is ugly as fuck but he has fucked at least 20 HOT women. It's all in how you carry yourself. I don't understand being "shy" around a girl; they're just people! They're no better or worse than me! Girls like a good, interesting, confident person. I'm not trying to be cocky about it, because I'm way too depressed and hate myself to be cocky -- but occasionally, in life, you need to be proud of SOMETHING you've accomplished. Just don't go, "um uhh m-m-m-miss, uh can I.. I mean.. I was wonderin'.. uhm uhh uhh.." I'd just march up to a chick, strike up a conversation; if she digs you, you can tell. If not, fuck it, she's a grain of fucking sand. Most guys have this issue where they think this girl is so great, so god-like, so much better than them; the fact is, any girl you're likely to meet is FILLED with plenty of unattractive qualities. Obvious but needs to be said. No point in being intimidated.

^ I never thought I'd say this about anything the asp has ever said pertaining to relationships, but he's right. Strike up conversation, you can tell instantly.

Message boards as dating advice outlets. Be confident and suave. If you spoke to her a few times and coolness was established then just go. Or you could sit around and listen to Half Japanese about it:

IIII FEEELLLL STRONG EMOTIONALLY
I DONT KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO
"Likee...umm....liek.....uhhh....kinda....real ly good.....like......Pretty much......"
I'M NOT MYSELF AROUND GIRRLLLSSS LIKE THATTTTT

I know this dude who is good looking, funny, smart, and is rich. He's 22 and never had a fucking girlfriend in his life because he won't even TALK to one. If one talks to him, he just turns red and walks away. He is fucking retarded. Seriously. I've told that to him to his face a thousand times. He won't even follow any advice anyone gives him so why bother.

I've had the same girlfriend for 6 years now just because I tend to use common fucking sense on most things. It's not that difficult. Most guys are so fucking stupid when it comes to girls. I know plenty of dudes who are with girls who'd blow their brains out if they left them and all this shit. A girl is NOT GOD. Once people understand that, they'll stop worrying about trivialities of life. Besides, if you have to strain and force yourself to talk to a girl and can't think of anything to talk about, there's a good chance you guys aren't compatible. Move along.

i think your advice is useful.

for the record though, its not a matter of intimidation, its more along the lines of what is a good approach.

for instance, interrupting class to ask if she wants to get shit faced and play naked twister may not be a successful tactic.

but now that i think about it...i think that is exactly what i need to do.

Assigned seating? Does she sit with people? Can you approach her before/after class? Charm and interest. Charm and interest.

Or do the old "tell her friend that you like her and have her friend tell her and then have her friend get back to you about what she thinks of you" trick. That works too.

Or get a friend in the chemistry lab to whip you up an aerosol of Rohypnol.

its not assigned seating, but we were assigned into groups of 4 and unfortunately i was not assigned to her group. that would be much easier. anyway, everyone sits in the same seat they did from the first day, which happens to be next to their groups. i was going to ask her to do something tonight after class but she walked to her car with her group most likely discussing the upcoming presentation that we were prompted with in class tonight.

Since a cross is an instrument of torture and therefore probably not a good symbol for a whole religion, I think Christians should make their symbol a blowjob, cuz no one hates blowjobs.

i didnt even do that shit in middle school. plus i dont have friends in real life. i have forums for social interaction

haha, im just kidding guys, i have friends. some even listen to sonic youth, so you know they gotta be cool.

Sonic Youth does not a cool friend make. Although it does help a fuckton sometimes.

agreed. in fact, i think musical tastes are one of the most important factors in a relationship-platonic or otherwise- for me. If someone has horrible tastes in music, i have a really hard time getting past that. I've broken off relationships for that.

Oh okay. Well, some people have to do that, especially really shy people.

i know what you are saying. all too well actually. but there is definitely something about her that intrigues me, and I want to get to know her. She carries herself in a way that says to me "you want to get to know me."

i was discussing this appealing factor in the "how do you know..." thread, which is what prompted me to start this thread. This girl definitely has a "spark"

ONE. Cut a hole in a box.

TWO. Put your junk in that box.

THREE. Make her open the box.

And that's the way you do it!