Contradictions
 

Here, I want you to list the biggest example of a contradiction in someone you know, or something you have come across recently.

I'll start:
This raging republican asshole kid I know is always on about "those damn liberals" and how stupid hippies are for smoking pot... matter of fact, how dumb ANYONE is for doing any drugs whatsoever.
The other day he told me about how him and his dumb friends did MDMA laced with meth.

GO!

For guitarists-

Rickenbackers sound great for ringing arpeggios, but I found it impossible to play that stuff on them due to their narrow fingerboards.

Sorry, that was the first thing that came to mind.

I know a rich kid who complains about money problems.

WIN

Gay ecstasy-induced, amphetamine-fueled sex is well within the rules of the Republican party.

i knew a guy who just got a straight edge tattoo that day and was telling me how nasty girls are when they smoke. then 45 minutes later i caught him smoking. he told me not to tell anyone, but i did anyway.

GOD DAMNIT JOSH, I CAN NEVER REP YOU.

He tried to call me out for drinking. He does the same thing, and he's younger than me. THEN he tried to call me out for using vicodin when I got the shit beat out of me. THEN he tried to call me out for being on benadryl cause of this cold I have.
YEAH, CAUSE MDMA LACED WITH METH JUST PALES IN COMPARISON TO BENADRYL.

This kid I knew was SUPER into the straight-edge bullshit. Now he smokes cigarettes and pot, and drinks.

The two girls I'm in a band with are lesbians and they often use the word "gay" to mean "stupid"...

Hey now, Benadryl is some hard-core shit. One of the little allergy ones puts me right the fuck out.

But yeah, calling someone out is just dumb sometimes.

I'm now half-expecting to see drug dealers on the streets of Daytona dealing benadryl.

Another contradiction: the same kid says he doesn't have an addictive personality, but has quit and re-joined World of Warcraft 12 times since I've known him.

most ex-straight edgers are like that. there are ones that moderate themselves (like me. i still haven't smoked a cigarette in my life). than there are the ones who just go all out because they never really did drugs in their life before they went edge.

You should have been Hardline for a minute and curb-stomped him..That'll learn 'em.

Nah, just Dramamine. Benadryl just does that to some people. My friend and I are the only ones that can't take it because one capsule knocks us out for like 10-14 hours.

while listening to one life crew or vegan reich.

I saw my vegan cousin eating a slice of ham the other day.

Naturally.

I know a rich kid who was screaming socialism when obama got elected and how he believes the government should not pick up it's 'lazy' citizens who abuse the system. That people should pick themselves up by their bootstraps and hard work will speak for itself.

A kid who doesn't work and is rich off of his grandparents inheritence and spoiled by his parents money. I wanted to punch his fucking teeth out, problem is like most rich white kids, he wrestled since he was 5 and I hate sports so it would probably result in my death haha.

contradictions are beautiful though.

^ he can't outfight a bullet.

I went to a recording workshop and lived in a house with 7 dudes and one was gay, did the same thing. I was like...wait that's allowed? That's gay man!


haha

Get a pair of brass knuckles.
THAT'LL punch his fucking teeth out.
Or just have a moped ready.

Sideshow Bob ( to Selma ):
I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money, instead of your... less tangible qualities.

One of these days I'm gonna call them out on that.

Just tell them you think their lack of respect for themselves is gay, but do it with a smirk not a straight face.

If that doesn't sink in with some silly irony, then...u probably don't need to bring it up again.

See most people get offended by this, but in reality the term has been used so loosely it has lost it's power. That is why many in the gay community use it. It just means to describe something lame, you know how it changed. And people who still get offended, shut up idiot it isn't derogatory anymore.

^^You can't expect people to be that logical though, can you?

lol

No, but people who get offended by it are just gay.

yeah that's bad. i can understand if he was vegan and decided to eat cheese every once in while, but going straight to meat is something else. unless it's a penis or vagina.

I could never be a vegan or anything, I just can't.

easiest thing i have ever done.... twice.

I at least have to have my sea-life and chicken.


edit- red meat and pork I can live without.

It isn't slanderous when "outsiders" use the term?

No it isn't. I guess I just don't care.

I know someone who often makes dodgy racial remarks and is married to an oriental woman.

fail

Vegetarians who eat fish.
Girls whose Myspace pages say "Straight Edge" in flashing letters, yet they seem to get drunk whenever they go out.

YES!
That irritates me to no end.

I can't remember any specific examples but at high-school I knew loads of people who would take the moral high-ground on something then conradict themselves by doing essentially the same thing, or who criticised others for things which they did (say what you like about Freud but he was right about defense-mechanisms, projection and reaction-formation and all that).

Gay men who moan about being pigeonholed/stereotyped, and then go on endlessly about cock. Argh!