What member would you like to form a bond with?
 

If you had to spend the rest of your life with a member of the board, which one would it be? Kegmama seems to be a pretty cool chick, so I'd go for her, so long as Kegpapa doesn't mind.

You see?I'm way too influential.People have started copying my posting style and even my bad grammar and bad spelling is something to aspire to.

Bullshit! I put spaces behind punctuation marks!

:o;)

I'm sorry Pork, but I think you really are just a pretty face

And?

And , I don't think many people on here can see past the smoke and mirrors.

And your point is?

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My point is that not many people would want to form a bond with you. Once they got past the wow and flutter, they would see you had too much wit and humor to retain in your blood vessels. They would hang for a while but afterward a few months, their mind would cease to funtion on account of your comic precision.

And how would we know that RdTv?

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Through years of sonic mesage boarding and hours of laughs.

Erm...so what i should deduct from this is that you are an expert psychologist who's,let's say,capable of giving definitive judgement of someone by simply spending hours on end in front of a pc screen bragging in his signature that he knows a little about music and not much else.Am i right?

Spot On.

I wouldn't have known that if you hadn't told me.

Once again Porkmarras, you have done it. What, I'm not to sure of, but you have done it.

T & B, so I could be hot by association. And if I'm lucky, I might get him back in that naval uniform.

Aye Aye, Cap'n!

On second thought, if SC takes orders...

Will the kissing of the smooth butt end,one asks?

How do you know it's smooth?

''I can smell it.I can see it.''

Shentov, coz he's a bad ass muscian and he has a sonic youth tattoo, and he's hot.

schizophrenicroom, coz' she's hott.

i would form a friendship bond with emmah cause she's the nicest girl on the board. and maybe marley cause he is the nicest guy

Awwww, gee, thanks! You are oh so kind.

and i would divorce you! haha

Honestly?
No one.
As far as friendship, everyone.

i'd form a bond with yee all, we could all be hippies, live in teepee's up the mountains and totally fend for ourselves, send Hip Priest every week down to the "local village" to pick up cheese and cider, Porkmarras could be the camp jester - going round makin everyone laugh and shit. Truncated, you can be the Mamma Rose and Atari2600 you are Pappa Rose which is like a mystical woman and man who lives in their own tee-pee and we all buy new CD's bring em to you and you cast them as par excellance or shittius maximus, Marleypumpkin would be there as i would need someone to have lengthy Nine Inch Nails discussions with, Diesel and Thrasher02 then would be the mad dudes of the camp - the weed growers and other psychotropic drugs. Lalia you can be the water carrier and get lovely water each day from the local rivers and streams, your presence is the main vein of spirituality of the camp and without it the whole place would fall apart. Everyone from this board would be free to come and live with us.

but i'd probably get bored of the lack of electricity and leave, but yee could come back to mine for tea and shit if yee wanted.

oh yeah, i forgot one important rule, no fuckin cats, i've got allergies

haha

You gotta be firm.

I feel as if I've already bonded with all of you.

Jah bless.

The smoother the butt,the better it gets,hehe hehe,you're wearing out your shoes.(Sly Stone quote courtesy of being an ace tune)

about bonds and bondage: i'd tie up a few of you and give you a spanking, but as far as spending my life with an internet freak-- no fucking way! one per family is enough, and i am it. :D

haha, after about 4 days ive copped that this thread is about folk who you want to form a BOND with not a BAND!!! ha ha now i see why my reply was met with absolute ignorance (as in the art of ignoring- is that a word, )

I am one of the lucky ones?

anyone.

maybe one or two.