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jon boy 10.20.2008 12:37 PM

facebook generation
 
tilt head to one side, slight down angle on camera, take pic, repeat, repeat, repeat.

floatingslowly 10.20.2008 12:42 PM

yes, sir. I'll get right on that.

jon boy 10.20.2008 12:50 PM

yes or you will get the hose again. wont he precious?

davenotdead 10.20.2008 12:51 PM

i thought myspace started this

Rob Instigator 10.20.2008 12:58 PM

facebook is like checking in with your mom when you are a teen and letting her know whee you will be later


myspace is like calling your young cousin and asking what they are up to and having them talk your ear off for hours about every inanity that came accross their litte head.

terriblecanyons 10.20.2008 01:05 PM

Is SYG somewhere between facebook and myspace y/n?

jon boy 10.20.2008 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Is SYG somewhere between facebook and myspace y/n?


interesting point. it has similarities to both but more disturbed people coming here than the other two.

floatingslowly 10.20.2008 01:19 PM

^^^ I find that fact disturbing.

al shabbray 10.20.2008 01:33 PM

I am disturbing

sarramkrop 10.20.2008 01:43 PM

I don't think that it's only facebook that has these sort of characteristics on the pictures posted. Most people who inundate the internet with their faces and every move generally end up looking dull 'cause, like it or not, not many people can take interesting pictures of themselves. This has nothing to do with the way you look - one can't always help that - it's just that the majority of people lack any sense of style or a rudimantary grasp of aesthetics. Apart from Glice, obviously, he is a sexy transexual tiger.

Glice 10.20.2008 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Apart from Glice, obviously, he is a sexy transexual tiger.


I'm retiring the transexual tiger look and going for the lapsed Haredi pipe-smoker. Much more now, y'know?

davenotdead 10.20.2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I don't think that it's only facebook that has these sort of characteristics on the pictures posted. Most people who inundate the internet with their faces and every move generally end up looking dull 'cause, like it or not, not many people can take interesting pictures of themselves. This has nothing to do with the way you look - one can't always help that - it's just that the majority of people lack any sense of style or a rudimantary grasp of aesthetics. Apart from Glice, obviously, he is a sexy transexual tiger.



quoted for truth

Glice 10.20.2008 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
I don't think that it's only facebook that has these sort of characteristics on the pictures posted. Most people who inundate the internet with their faces and every move generally end up looking dull 'cause, like it or not, not many people can take interesting pictures of themselves. This has nothing to do with the way you look - one can't always help that - it's just that the majority of people lack any sense of style or a rudimantary grasp of aesthetics. Apart from Glice, obviously, he is a sexy transexual tiger.


It's the status updates that do my head in. "[X] is going for take away!!!" "[X] is wondering when work is going to be over!!!!!!!". We all know that everyone's life is boring, but there seems to be this feeling that advertising it somehow makes it less insipid.

jon boy 10.20.2008 02:08 PM

how many people also describe their status as 'is'? dave is, jon is etc.

greedrex 10.20.2008 02:14 PM

there are more trolls on SYG than on myspace, facebook and virb altogether.

floatingslowly 10.20.2008 02:14 PM

floatingslowly is not in yr extended network.

sarramkrop 10.20.2008 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
It's the status updates that do my head in. "[X] is going for take away!!!" "[X] is wondering when work is going to be over!!!!!!!". We all know that everyone's life is boring, but there seems to be this feeling that advertising it somehow makes it less insipid.

Yeah, the status thing is often hilarious for all the wrong reasons. The fact that it's put up there on the page like you have anything seriously interesting to say other than you are eating a packet of crisps and soon taking a shit, while you think of the porn magazine that you've found on the street, is weird in itself. I don't know why anyone would take these things so seriously. And some people really do, 'cause a couple of times some 'virtual friends' deleted me from their list of gay buddies for commenting on their status in a manner that they thought as being anything other than the light-hearted humorous banter that makes these networking sites sometimes interesting.

Rob Instigator 10.20.2008 02:21 PM

I put
"Rob Instigator ain't catchin' mad jacks" on my status thang.

This Is Not Here 10.20.2008 02:21 PM

I only joined facebook about two weeks ago, after putting off getting one for some time. It's not as bad as I thought it would be, certainly not nearly as bad as Myspace. But do I need to be informed when a girl I went to school with three years ago comments on the photograph of someone I have never met before?

Glice 10.20.2008 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Yeah, the status thing is often hilarious for all the wrong reasons. The fact that it's put up there on the page like you have anything seriously interesting to say other than you are eating a packet of crisps and soon taking a shit, while you think of the porn magazine that you've found on the street, is weird in itself. I don't know why anyone would take these things so seriously. And some people really do, 'cause a couple of times some 'virtual friends' deleted me from their list of gay buddies for commenting on their status in a manner that they thought as being anything other than the light-hearted humorous banter that makes these networking sites sometimes interesting.


I once got into a real-world argument about why I deleted all of the wall posts I had that weren't insults directed squarely at me. I've laid down a rule for drinking - anyone caught mentioning facebook within the first four rounds must get the next one. It's much, much worse in London for this, I note. It's the first conversation for a great many people. Twatlore.

SYRFox 10.20.2008 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by greedrex
there are more trolls on SYG than on myspace, facebook and virb altogether.

Not really
The fact is that SYG implies a slice redefinition of some Internet definitions.
For instance, there are trolls on Myspace, facebook and VIRB
On SYG, though, "Trolls" are actually called "Regular posters".
Which makes this board awesome

greedrex 10.20.2008 02:26 PM

stop contradicting me

radarmaker 10.20.2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
But do I need to be informed when a girl I went to school with three years ago comments on the photograph of someone I have never met before?


Easily solved by turning the notifications off or clicking the "less about this person" thing.
Facebook's a handy way of vaguely keeping in touch with people without expending any effort, and a good way to hear about stuff that's going on locally, but I've not touched any of the applications in months now...

deflinus 10.20.2008 02:28 PM

the perfect website for conceited people. who think their lives are nothing but interesting. but then again, the only good thing about facebook is catching up with people you haven't talked to. unless you remember the reason why you decided NOT to talk to them in the first place.

i've thought about deleting mine. but i'm not one to burn bridges with people who know me. even the ones that i dont particulary care for or talk to, but you never know. you might need them one day

sarramkrop 10.20.2008 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice
I once got into a real-world argument about why I deleted all of the wall posts I had that weren't insults directed squarely at me. I've laid down a rule for drinking - anyone caught mentioning facebook within the first four rounds must get the next one. It's much, much worse in London for this, I note. It's the first conversation for a great many people. Twatlore.


One recent comment was along the lines of ''You and your boyfriend are two fat attention whores''. The guy also sent me a pm to tell me that I was an effeminate bitch with no (facebook) friends. Bless him.

greedrex 10.20.2008 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
One recent comment was along the lines of ''You and your boyfriend are two fat attention whores''. The guy also sent me a pm to tell me that I was an effeminate bitch with no (facebook) friends. Bless him.

what is yr facebook URL?

SYRFox 10.20.2008 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greedrex
stop contradicting me

No. :D

floatingslowly 10.20.2008 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greedrex
what is yr facebook URL?


>>online predator alert<<
>>online predator alert<<
>>online predator alert<<

jon boy 10.20.2008 02:43 PM

an observation i have made regarding the facebook is that girls who use this site a lot tend to scream 'oh my god' at an alarmingly loud pitch and volume when greeting other people and then say 'oh facebook' within ten seconds of that.

this post is for floatingslowly to make up a rude new sentence with the words.

greedrex 10.20.2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox
No. :D

insolent little prick.:fuckyou::eek:

greedrex 10.20.2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
>>online predator alert<<
>>online predator alert<<
>>online predator alert<<

yeah i wanna stalk Porky and do him like he deserves to be done.

jimbrim 10.20.2008 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
But do I need to be informed when a girl I went to school with three years ago comments on the photograph of someone I have never met before?


And do I really need to be informed on who my ex-girlfriends are shagging at the moment?

SYRFox 10.20.2008 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greedrex
insolent little prick.:fuckyou::eek:

Insolent, yeah, prick, yeah, but I ain't no little :mad:

floatingslowly 10.20.2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
this post is for floatingslowly to make up a rude new sentence with the words.


no thank you; I couldn't possibly!

jon boy 10.20.2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
no thank you; I couldn't possibly!


aaawwww and it was all set up for you!

pbradley 10.20.2008 04:02 PM

After ignoring facebook for months, I've decided today that I should try to get in contact with a few people that haven't seen for even longer.

I'll do it later, though.

I hate reading about every fucking detailed of what friends have done.

Pookie 10.20.2008 04:03 PM

I don't know what you're all talking about and felt the need to tell you because all the kooolest people are in this thread.

schizophrenicroom 10.20.2008 04:05 PM

you're totally off on the picture thing, jon boy. i tilt my head up, hold the camera somewhere between ten and fifteen degrees, and smile. down angles are asking for triple chins.

Pookie 10.20.2008 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
you're totally off on the picture thing, jon boy. i tilt my head up, hold the camera somewhere between ten and fifteen degrees, and smile. down angles are asking for triple chins.

Are we talking secret porn?

You all disgust me.

floatingslowly 10.20.2008 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie
secret porn


tell me more about this secret porn. are there tentacles?


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