Night Bitches (This Thread is Now About Rape)
 

I am done being here at the Uni Library. Have a good one. I feel I am going to get raped. Later.

Shit yourself, best rape defense possible.

I don't know some are that kinky.

Psh. Best rape defense is that thing you stick in various orifices that has spikes on the inside.

Best thing since installing teeth.

*vomit*

that'd be an awesome band name.

night bitches.

Keep an absolutely emotionless face!

If I were to ever be raped, I would think back on this post you made and just laugh.

There I changed the thread's title, to fit the mood of the current conversation.

Oh shit! You can change thread titles? I did not know that.

Laughing works, too.

Yeah you can, I just click on the blue screen next to the title but is only for a limited time.

Well I am off now, see you guys whenever.

ok! tootles

Tootles.
Turtles?
Truffles?

MMMMMM...turtles....chocolate turtles...

Mmmmm. Now I want some of that shit with some fufu berry. I hate you, Josh.

I'm sorry. I'm just super hyper at the moment so I must POST POST POST...or play some more Castlevania.

Me too.
I wish I could sleep, but I can't.
So I'm stuck here with you losers. :(
lololololololoollloo jk.

I'm really really hungry and the only thing keeping me from going to the fridge right now is the fact that I have to move.

I'm slightly hungry but all I have are cherry poptarts, strawberry sugar wafers and peanut butter. All within arms reach.

I just got back from the fridge... with a few frozen mini snickers...

Use the strawberry sugar wafers to spoon out the peanut butter and smear it on the poptarts.

Wouldn't that be such a nutritious meal?

Do I see a poptart, wafer, peanut butter sandwich on the horizon?

Ugh...that sounds like drunk food. I'm off the firewater for a bit. Sober hanging out>drunken awkwardness.

There's no awkwardness when you're drunk alone!


Yes, I've had four beers.

I'm fucked up on 3 hydros...

Got a filling in one of my teeth today. A common thread in a lot of my posts are mentions of my teeth. I have lots of teeth problems. I brush and flush and eat decent and don't drink pop or anything..... and I STILL get cavities... probably from my ACID REFLUX. Anyway.

about to watch Desperado.

Drunken awkwardness is fun! Especially when you have an excuse to leave the room for 45 minutes.

I could drink alone...but vodka and redbull are bad for you apparently.


Not when the other person is sober. Luckily I've never been drunk about them.

Vodka and orange juice isn't as bad. You get your calcium and vitamin D along with something that may end up fucking your liver for the next few days!

I have no orange juice, just orange soda.

I have to ecriver en francais in the morning, so I need my wits about me.

WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?

TERRIBLECANYONS LOVES ORANGE SODA!

IS IT TRUE!?!?

mhm...
I DO I DO I DO I DO-HOOOOOHHHHHH...

You must spread some more orange soda around before watching Kenan and Kel with terrible again.

Vodka and vodka is even better!


I'm watching American Beauty for the first time on and off.

Excellent movie. One of my favorites.

I... DROPPED THE SCREW... IN THE TUNA!

Hilarious.


Too many tics-tacs in a short span. Bleh. I can't taste a thing.

Yeah. I like American Beauty as well. Shock. Kevin Spacey is just great in it. That kid who's obsessed with video taping bags is an idiot though.

Keenan and Kel rules.

I really should watch Encino Man today.