Does anyone here live on a houseboat in Spain?
 

just curious.

nope, not yet

nope

nope

yep

^^^ this.

in a perfect world however....

prove it

^^ cet homme regarde la Méthode Cauet

Shit. If you'd asked that question a couple of hours ago I could've said yes.

wahahahaha:D

I would loovveee to live on a house boat.

I never said I did. I said someone here does!

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Yes.

If by 'Does anyone live on a houseboat in Spain?' you mean 'Did you, Glice M. O'Catheter, make a shit-awesome lasagne this evening, even the pasta, like a bad motherfucker with balls of steel?'.

Sorry, just wanted to brag about my badass lasagne.

nope, there was a time when living on a boat was a cheap alternative to living in a house... now it got even more expensive. boats became some kind of designer appartments. damn it.

No kidding?

That's balls.

No, I live in a small apartment near San Francisco's ghetto.

yeah, because it's 'cool' to live on one and the places to have such a boat are limited. so it gets really expensive to have a place for your boat...

Well then, that destroyed yet another one of my future plans.

Nothing is simple these days, is it?

If you lived in a houseboat, you'd have to live off the shore of a country, wouldn't you? Meaning, in this case, you wouldn't actually live IN Spain.

I think you FAILED.

you could live in a port or on a lake. dolt.

Where do you get off using words like 'dolt'? I mean honestly!

I thought we were bros?

Oh, yeah, that's right. Sorry, I take it back.

You're right, I'm sure.

But only a tool would use a word like dolt.

okay. i'll get a thesaurus and sit here and flip through it and look for words. i won't be a tool anymore if i do that.

What are you even talking about?

I know GMKU was really slagging you off, but then changed the subject to houseboats the minute you came into the room. Not like me to tell tales and all that but you know.

I never even said I wanted to live in Spain though, just that I wanted to live on a house boat ;)

What are you on, demonrail? A new batch of PCP come in?

I agree. Some people are just a bit funny like that though.

or simply stay within 12 miles of the coast.

anyone stupid enough to take a fucking HOUSEBOAT on the high seas deserves a trip down to The Locker. there won't be much living going on down there.


SO, RECAP: 12 miles out to sea, is still FUCKING SPAIN!!!