Haha Fuck Crocs
 

So the TV is on in the background (waste of electricity, I know)

Anyways, I just heard on the news that some family is suing Crocs because of some kind of escalator accident?! hahaahah

Normally, I'd be all, "Stupid fuckers looking for any excuse for a lawsuit" but I hate those shoes so much that this is just funny.

I want details.

EDIT: To correct my bad spelling.

hahaha, i really hate those shoes

Also if you hate crocs, you might enjoy this article by maddox:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

not only is he right about the crocs, but he's right about everything else as well.

Ha ha, I remember that Maddox article too. Crocs are really a triumph of marketing over anything else. They really should be banned/binned from fashion history.

They're plastic (rubber?) shoes yet they cost quite a bit. How silly.

they are good for walking around swimming pools on holidays but thats it......
the flip flop variety i mean......

jeez, the noise of the door slamming after the street cred ran out!!!!!

Coco Gordon Moore wears Crocs. She's disgraced the family name.

the variations are even uglier than the originals.

i'd say: burn them, but that wouldn't do any good to the climate.

let's just hope the kids who are forced to wear them now, grow up to be parent-hating troublemakers.

hahaha

Crocs fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWODFwlX-qQ

the back ground music is awesome to it

Ew I hate Sonic Youth, never liked them.

haha i thought people were suing crocodiles because they were on escalators
silly me

Emmah, when I first read yr post, I thought you meant a family was suing crocodiles, as in the species... and I was like 'damn, how'd they pull THAT off?"

^^^^
me too
hahahaha

You guys care too much about shoes.

They're ugly but they are comfortable.

A lot of croc hate I see.

They do look a bit silly, but then so do skinny jeans.

i prefer doc martens boots:

^^ no matter how comfortable her shoes are, she's going to get a cramp if she stays in that position.

I just need to point out that I'm the outcast in my middle-class white suburban haven because I'm the only one who doesn't wear Crocs to the neighborhood cookouts and - are you ready for this - I'm a vegetarian. I think when you grow up you have to wear Crocs that match the ones your wife and kids wear (yes, they all have them too). But I also don't own the obligatory cargo shorts, bright colored polos and sports memorobilia. I'm pretty sure these are the rules, but I've misplaced the handbook.

there's a place for that kind of comfort, sure-- but that place isn't the public eye.

i have a pair of crocs, i do, and i wear them do work on the yard, cuz that's what theyre good for, they get wet & you drip them out. i also use them as transitional slippers when i come home & take my shoes off pre-shower and other situations like that.

BUT

wearing those things outside the house is like showing up at the supermarket in your underpants. just very fucking wrong. like people who wear pajamas in the street. or muumuus. just-- fuck-- no.

whats that?
its a german synonum for the female genital...

They're as UGLY as the old EARTHSHOE !! Gross !!!



Coincidentally this link of UGLY shoes also includes the Croc-O-shit shoe ! :p

http://nymag.com/shopping/features/40266/

its some kind of horrid thing, like a curtain:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muumuu

^^ ha ha yeah

That would look good on a tee-shirt: Fuck Crocs!

I think shoes in general are all ugly to some degree, by their nature. The trick is finding those you think are less ugly than the rest and that you feel "right" in. Actually if someone wants to wear Crocs, more power to them. I don't have to like them.

excuses, excuses, excuses.

sport socks

I watched that episode last night.

what's this picture?

i googled "pajamas in the street" & voila.

they often look more gross than that & you can spot underpants & snatch mounds beneath.

looks like a pair of ugly pants to me.

haha, "mounds"

that makes it somehow even more disgusting

haha crocs suck ass

they are NOT comfortable, i actually tried a pair on. they're more uncomfortable than every pair of heels i own put together. they look hideous, they make your feet sweat which makes them smell like OPEN WOUND...just get a fucking pair of flip flops. idiots.