stuff you can't stand
 

just name anything that really, really gets on your nerves

people who are too nice

Hang on, that's me! :D;)

Two-faced motherfuckers, and people who betray me.
My downstairs neighbour.
People who don't give up train/metro/bus seats for pregnant women.
People who can't even be bothered to be basically civil when you're talking to them.

no, you're not too nice. you are a nice bloke though. very agreeable.

i mean people who are incapable of being mean, ever so you can't be mean back to them because you're afraid they'll take it too personally and go off themselves.


yes. this is a fatal mistake when dealing with me. betray me and you'll end up dead or else cut the fuck up.


also people who are clingy
and people who are overly emotional in the sense that they want to know me better but are too stupid to realise that no one gets inside my bubble. keep your distance, motherfuckers.

Bad grammar - lately it's been when people use it's instead of its.
Out of print albums that are expensive.

Ah, thanks Cantankers. *extends hand of friendship and a pack of Malboro Reds*

More stuff:

People at gigs who don't bother w/deodorant (*heaves*)
Men who are misogynist twats talking shit about women (still, they don't get laid at all, so fuck 'em).
Lesbians who insist on being man-haters and trying to be aggressive to yours truly (get the cock transplant, already).
People I've dealt with at work on the phone who are so cuntish, they fill me with the urge to kill them (I've had screaming matches with people like that a couple of times...and then I get reprimanded for it :mad:)
Bitch queens in gay bars and clubs :rolleyes::rolleyes:

yeah. LIKE THAT.

Racism
Homophobia
Or discrimination in general
The Mars Volta

lolcats
i'm FUCKING TIRED OF LOLCATS

h A H a h aaaaaaaa














psycho

and don't forget it, asshole

People spelling recommend with two Cs.

Prefer lolhamsters?

these phlegms im spitting in a cup right now i dedicate to you

Oi, who's just gobbed into my coffee?!!?

San Francisco's ability to sunburn your ass while simultaneously beating the shit out of you with wind.

This, with having to see Gnarls Barkley live.

the shit smell is in my nose fuckin shit!!!

GO. TO. BED.



here's another one:
people who are annoying when they get drunk

i gotta finish spitting then i gotta shower

ammonia in the air

I can't stand a two legged table. *rimshit*

plus vomiting in bed = no fun

people who care too much about everything in general

whatever you're flipping out about, just remember: it probably doesn't matter

People who attempt to use me for whatever - careful there, I have plenty of experience in dealing with the likes of you.
Waiting to get served at a bar when the person in front of you has just ordered 10 cocktails, all of which are horribly complex to make. Also: the bartender thinking he's some hot shit just because he can make a mojito once in a while. Just gimme my goddamn beer already!

people in general.

"too much" in general

People who think they run this board
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tinned sweetcorn

God.

Er, I'm sorry. "Famous fictional characters."

Just kidding. God's okay sometimes.

I can't stand people who insist on talking about things they know nothing about yet they pretend to be experts on whatever subject.

Waiting to go somewhere.

know-it-alls who need to tell other people what they should do or should not do.
this board has these kinds too.

This surely must end the thread. Mum Melly used to make me try to eat this stuff, and have memories of me trying not to heave at every taste. Even the smell of tinned sweetcorn being boiled makes my stomach turn.

People who bless me or say they'll pray for me. Fuck you, you religious asshole.

YES. when i was in utah all summer (meyer is mormon) i went into one of the latter day saints bookstores and i swear to god, there were a few book of mormons and the rest of the store was all twilight. there are twilight booths in the malls selling shirts and necklaces and framed 8x10s of the movie cast.

god. i'm sick typing about it.

stuff you can't stand

The Ellen deGeneres show

Aw, poor Ellen.



I'm glad they got married.

people who chew with their mouths open
mtv
girls who wear eye makeup all around their eyes all over like a raccoon
liz cantrell
sweatpants/shirts/gym clothes in public
bad landlords
people in general
people who are annoying when they are drunk/high/whatever
bad friends/people who try to ~get to know me~ when i know they don't give a fuck

People who can't close their mouths. Literally. The slack jaw idiots. Learn to shut your mouth when you aren't using it!

I hate it when people set fire to my cock when I'm trying to read the paper.

People who don't flush the toilet, or worse, who don't clean the damn thing properly after usage.
The fact that The Verve are seen as anything other than turgid shite.