I broke my cock thanks to girlgun
 

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thank fuck.

broke it off in her ass?

been there. done that.

...and he's too prudish to appreciate it.

actually i said "thank you ma'm can I have another?" and she broke off floats.

do you want some glue?

man... i can break anything!

What is up with this?

Has girlgun become the new cantankerous?

Gasp.

Nah - girlgun and Cantankers are both one of a kind, innit.

Together = Awesome Something Win.

i'm too old and broken to be cantank.

cantank's too old and broken to be you, I think is more the case.

you're one to talk.

Talking of cocks, I had an "experience" in the gents at a gay bar very early this morning (a notorious shagging joint). No, I didn't get laid (somehow, catching syphilis doesn't appeal), but the amount of meh-ness going on in that bog would have killed a whole army of meth'd up infantrymen.

Oh, yeah? Bring it on, girl. How many push-ups and sit-ups do you do everyday?

Dude, how old are you?

I'm 53 but I'm a very healthy and fit 53. Why?

My grand is 60, maybe you know him?

This is really ancient material, you know, jokes at my expense concerning age and all that.

I think I've more than adequately establshed that I'm not your typical surburban pot-bellied white male, so just quit it.

I decided it was in our mutual best interest, of course, to neg rep you for that remark.

Oh, that is just too bloody rich!
You cuntmaster!

53? Damn, a young 'un at the time of the Stones at their peak, the New York Dolls on the rampage, and Bowie and Bolan glamming it up. They must've been good days indeed...

Cryptographer, Don't let it get to you. It's nothing personal.

I seen so much in my day, young feller, yep, I shore has.

Piss off, pedo

Go to another funeral, party boy.

gmku - Serious question - how many times did you see Tha Stonez back in the day?

Go make some more youtube videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6t6Xx2hK6s

Not as many times as I wanted to. It was hard to score tickets unless you lived in the big city. I did catch them on the 72 tour when they came through Chicago. Fantastic, but I clouded by big-city paranoia (those Chicago streets really did scare me! I thought everyone carried a knife). Then once in 75 in Lousiana at the start of the TOTA--they were very rough, but the experience was grand. Then in 78 in St. Louis on their Some Girls tour.

I would but I'd have to learn first what videos and youtubes are. Not to mention learning how to make tater tots, whatever those are.

All sounds good to me, gmku. Me v impressed :)

Do your kids post them up for you?
How'd you get all those videos on YouTube?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAKjs6APAbQ

Oh, let's stop our fighting, Cryptrobber. You know I love you.

Fair enough.

I need to shower and hit up the liquor store
Maybe stop and get some coke on the way to the party

Toodles

It seemed so ordinary at the time. Wanna go see the Stones? Uh, sure, you can get tickets? All that. It only became "legendary" many years later in hindsight.

I swear we live in a parallel universe! I too have a similar agenda. I'm on my way to the fridge for a beer, and then maybe I need to stop and make a taco salad on my way to watching the Braves game with on TV with my life-partner.

I tell ya, you and me, bro. We need to do some partying down in the ol home town, know what I mean!?

dogs really are the new cats.