Did you grow up with a dad that wore dresses?
 

i dont even know if i said that right
but you understand what i mean

I never grew up with a dad, period.

So, I wore the dresses.

"FUCK YOU DADDY WHY MY CHILDHOOD IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That's why my next band is a KoRn tribute band.

no my dad was pretty straight

haha imagine if you did
could make for a good mockumentary

um no, my dad's pretty hetero, but i grew up around a lot of gay men who wore dresses and liked to pretend to be women....

no but one day he was shaking this bottle of mylanta & the cap was not tight & it exploded & then he looked like a fucking dalmatian & we laughed till blue

does that fucking count?

no that doesnt count

Just a little skater boy they could pick on
I learned to forgive'em, now i got the balls they can lick on

oh cmon my dad fucking rules yo

we had to fight & shit but all is good

hm my dad.
well if i wanted something i asked him.
get the money dolla dolla bill y'all.

its no good to me
take it somewhere else
god damn pesky kids

3 Dolla Bill Y'All$?

im sorry if you had no dads bitches.

it is not MY fault.

my suggestion is find a father figure & vomit on his shirt

ha ha ha.

anyway my dad rules in his own very flawed ways. dont be jellus ye cunts. hate will consume you.

uh no.

no no no no NO.

he wouldn't wear a fred durst douchebag hat. he plays golf ffs.
but.

my dad's a ballerrrrrrrrr.
he would buy me something to keep me quiet.

but also
he's funny as hell and i never would have started playing guitar if he hadn't had a guitar
i love you dad.

my best memory is calling my dad to pick me up from school cuz i was fuckin ILL from a rum hangover. i was 15.

he said never to drink cheap shit. "drink good shit" or something like that.

ha ha ha. fucking dad! HEY.

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ok chirren. i must flee this place.

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oh yeah fuck you porky. im saying goodbye here-- eat a petrified shit.
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seeyas.

well.
my mom told me to model for playboy.
and do mescaline.
and drop out of school.

go mom!

Yeah, moms rule.

your like a tv character cantanky
some american teen tv character

no. no. don't you DARE ever say ANYTHING like that. EVER AGAIN.

atsonicpark - PLEASE don't mention the vile Limp Bizkit again! (Fred "Cunt" Durst is currently pretty high up on my "Marked For Death" list).

Dad Melly never wore a dress, but in the v early 70's, listened to Bowie and wore make-up (according to both him and Mum Melly)...

haha i think i just touched the sides of an OPERATION game

"I must ask that you stop this thread right here"

my dad dresed up in drag for halloween once, but other than that, no.
i have the best dad in the world, though. mom, not so much.

in a drunken rage, girlgun recently asked why I don't wear panties.

does this count?

My dad has a problem with me wearing skinny jeans and eyeliner. So I figure it's pretty damned unlikely he's into gender swapping, that or he's repressing/denying it...

Do Androids Dream Of Electric Gussets?

Just tell you don't wear tha panties as they make your bum look big. She'd be cool with that.

Is there something you'd like to share with us alien anal?

No but one Sunday afternoon we were all in the car & stopped for ice cream cones & then my dad drove over a bump in the road just as my sister was licking her cone & the jolt of the car going over the bump made her smash her ice cream cone into her face & i started laughing hysterically & my dad shot me angry glances in the rear view mirror while my mom scolded me & my sister started crying.

Does that count?

not as far as i know, but his hair used to be longer than mine.

My dad belted the shit out of me with an alligator skin belt. I guess he could have accessorized a dress with that belt but he chose not to. He's my hero nonetheless.