my metal pussy hurts!
 

ouch!

I hear the sound of numerous geeks frantically googling "metal pussy".

try to stick a metalpenis innit

LIESLIESLIESLIESLIES

try to get a bigger one

like chyna small? or oprah small?

chyna's is HUGE. i'll go with oprah.

Best I could do:

Poor girlgun.

she decided to got for a bot...

that WAS girlgun.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

I step away to make noodles and she hijacks my name.

yeah...for....sure....

try this

 

Woah. I thought I was in the toothache thread for a second.

OK, I believe ya - here's a little (hur hur hur) something to get floating jnr going again:

i like pussy. :) dont' know abotu metal pussy though. then again, i'll try (almost) anything once.

o'connor - once again the voice of reason in a world that JUST DOESN'T CARE.

Is this thread amazing yet? I know it will be eventually, I just don't want to get too involved until it actually is.

huh... i don't know if that's a compliment or a diss. fuck it, it's going in teh compliment box. :)

Complimet Kitteh sez o'connor roozl!

I like it rapey, but lubed too. And you, my darling?

fucking a :)

Kegmama - Can I borrow "Iron Anus Wide" for a Budisov song title?

I feel sorry for you then :(

"If ya got login problems
I feel sorry for ya, son
I got 99 Problems
But the Board ain't one"

hit me!

OMG, SO, THE OTHER DAY, MY GF STUCK HER CAKE IN MY BUTT.

bwahahahahaha!

you wouldn't be laughing if it had happened to you. :(

oh, touche! i mos def would not. i'd be pissed. my x-wife thought it'd be funny to try somethign new in teh bedroom once (w/ out telling me first) and put he rpinky in my ass. that shit was uncomfortable. i told her if she did it again i'd put my whole fist in hers. the fuck was she thinking?! my name ain't adam cooley dammit! :)

wow. I was just fucking kidding.

did it make you gay?

There was lasting nerve damage, obviously.
Look at how he types.

LOL! my bad. i'm capt crunk right now. my typing skills go down w/ every drink i have lol. seriously though, if yr gonna stick yr finger in someones bung, give em a little warning right!? just saying