Get on your knees
 

And pay your respects, because, yes, I am the King of Pop.



This is irrefutable. As in, unarguable. Cannot be contested. If you have not adopted the above assertion as universal dogma, you are not worthy of aural stimulation, and should, in all good conscience, surrender any belongings you have to that effect to drunken Russian factory workers.

''Here truncated.It's for you.I love you.I love you all.Don't ever change.Never.''

WORD.

So long as we're ignoring the majority of the 90's output.

I like to refer to that as MJ's own "lost weekend."

Now are you going to behave, or piss in my proverbial oatmeal? Hmm? We have no use for you negative Nellies here.

Michael Jackson can be mean to little girls though.

She's a redhead. She surely deserves it. Insolent little beast.

ha ha! i love your dislike for the ginger Trunc.

CH-MONE MUTHAFUCKA

Bo Selecta can burn in the fiery depths of hell.

And for the record, I don't hate redheads. It is, however, a proven fact that until the approximate age of 12, all red-headed children are vessels of demonic possession.

mj innocent poor recording
http://www.badongo.com/file/472908
a song by my band.
not sure the link works....report broken link in case.
mj is the first black poor boy grown a white rich man..sorta..
i love redheads.
michael surely is king of pop.
i cannot write today.
mj and culkin is the strangest couple ever.they were pals,i mean,not a real couple.
and try this
http://pixels.filmtv.ucla.edu/commun...ia/history.mov

Here a younger Michael does the booze and crack experience.Just say no.

''Hey Michael!I've jumped off the tutu thread and landed here just to be with you.''

A delicate appraisal indeed. I DJ'd for the biggest load of indie wankers a couple of months ago. Not a single song would get them dancing. Not a one. Abba, Bee Gees, dirty d'n'b, bleedcore techno, I even tried the classics of indie (Smiths, Cure, Blisters in the sun)... nothing. Until 'that' bassline from Billie Jean.

Given the title of this thread, I was expecting content of a different nature entirely.

i'm an off the wall man myself (i've had this record since i was 8 and never got bored of it), thriller was good, but it's been a steady decline since off the wall in my opinion

Aw porkmarras, thank you baby. U Can Never Be 2 Young

i'm gonna get down on my knees and please Jesus

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

This topic and the one I presume you were expecting aren't far off from one another. Patience, my friend.

you have friends?

Got old a while ago, jon boy.
Just sayin'.

uh uhuuuuuuhhh!

someoen give this man the himlich maneouver.

Are you familiar with dictionaries?

Just sayin'

yes, i am also familiar with dyslexia.

have you sold your soul to santa yet?

Where's the drumroll emoticon...

It pains me to do it, but T&B gets ass-kissing points for that one.

you already sold out on the ass kissing points kelly.

i did sell my souls to santa, well one of the little helpers actually but i think he bought fags with it. santa did have a very yellowish beard.

In case it's of any interest to you, jon boy, you've been ignored.

If the rest of the board finds these remarks entertaining or informative, by all means, have at it. If you're doing it for my reading pleasure, however, you needn't bother.

more my own pleasure. i dont really care if anyone likes it or not.

I hope the real getting on your knees part happens soon.

Feel free to initiate it.

well you do like to kiss ass a lot so away you go.

I really shouldn't. Any kneeling on my part will only bring about unneccassary grief.



Of course, pictures of people kneeling are more than welcome.

Away I go to where?

not you man.

Hm. That was a surprisingly pornographic Google Image seach. Don't know what I was expecting, though...

Hadn't you heard? She's ignoring you.