P
 

Try staring at the letter above for a few minutes and post something intelligent about it.

p.....
makes me want to pee

R

In lieu of something intelligent, I'll default to the mindlessly cute.



Awww. Come on, say it with me.

Awwwww.

Awwwww.

Lovely

Poll type question:

garden peas or processed peas?

That little creature is sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!

Norbert is highly distressed that you must even ask that question.



Garden, of course!

Look what you did.

What a magnificent beast.

Porkmarras got me all photo-crazed.

That gives me the horns.Period.

You must douche the labial extrusions before attempting to spread your legs again.

We know how you like it.

awwww aaammmmmm coooooommmmmmmiiiiiinnnnnnngggggggg!!!!!!!!!awwwww wwwwww!!!!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I've no proper cat photos, but this rather decent lp has a kittty on the cover:

Good effort. Froggy says no.

I am at a loss for words after this glorious photo post by truncated. That kitten deserves a tower made of catnip 12 stories high and an unlimited supply of tuna.

That is genius!I wanna make love to the kitty.

That looks like the sort of cover designed on the paint function of a cheap mobile phone.Class!

Here's a dead cat in a jar.

awww sowrrie.... i dont feel all cutesie today

Puke.

Well. That wasn't very nice, now was it?

Somebody needs a hug.

Fishmonkey, at the tender age of 5, awakens on a sparklingly white Christmas morning, only to find the above atrocity nestled in his stocking.

I understand your bitterness.

good one! i did have a look like that when i was 5, i ran down the stairs to my lego bricks and ...low and behold, a dead cat in a jar.
i am sorry, i do like to shock.

ok what the fuck is that?

S'aight. We coo' yo.

the fishmonkey at the age of 5?
or the dead cat in a jar?

now that did melt my heart.
cute out!

Ask fishmonkey, he slept with it during the majority of his childhood.

you aged 5!

How cruel, that I am the semi-retarded, mindlessly lecherous Uncle Bob of the animal kingdom.

Being your "special boy" isn't nearly as fun as you said it'd be.

Sorry for hijacking your thread, Porkmarras.

Resume discussion of "P."

ok, this kitty is pissed

and this old classic

i apologize in advance for posting this. its kinda sick. whoever took it obviously has no conscience or else the cat needs help or something......

yeah, sorry...getting back to the point

p

skinny guy with big head!

Sorry, we were looking for the bamboo forum.

Hahahahaha

Damn bitch you'll pay for this!I'm going to flood all your future 'flowery language aficionados' threads with photographs of Paul Hardcastle chatting up Cher.Watch out!I'm coming.......