If and WHEN zombies walk the earth, what's your survival plan?
 

Let's hear it.

Shopping mall? Life on the road? Moutain cabin? Fortify a wal-mart?

Plan contained within...

i'll come up with an awesome zombie meat recipe book. which will include a section devoted to pastries.

So, eating cooked zombie meat is fine? Hmm....
and aren't pastries a bit Sweeney Todd?

i'll let the martians take care of them.

I only care about velociraptor attacks. I Am Legend taught me all I need to know about zombies, fuck that.

i dont know about sweeney todd but i've eaten these sweet meat empanadas made with round steak so i'm guessing that's the direction i would take. about eating cooked zombie meat i am not sure, i'd have to figure out appropriate cooking techniques-- maybe marinating in vinegar would be the way to go. but that is a research i will pursue only IF and WHEN zombies walk the earth.

You'll have to get a heads up to have sufficient time to gather test subjects for a double-blind zombie meat study.

eh, what's a little death toll in the name of science. i'd say slip it in school cafeteria lunches & see what happens.

Well played.

Soylent green:
IT'S PEOPLE!

to gather them all up and make a "zombie reserve" so i can charge people to hunt them.

I'd pay to hunt some zombie ass. Well played o'connor.

Fair play on the well play.
I'd also pay to hunt them.

I would sit back and gloat, of course.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Most of the people here have nothing to worry about.
Zombies eat brains.

I would hunt zombies for money.

How about 5 zombies=full tank of gas.

to the very top.

thank you kind sir/ma'am :)

were gonna need some aloe vera for that burn :)

Rob Instigator Plan X
(*to be implimented upon first sign of "shit hittin' the fan", whatever it may be)

Find Willord Instigator, gather necesary weapons and supplies, Consult previously researched material regarding the nearest location of IMPORTANT, BELOVED &/OR FAMOUS PERSONAGES from this nation's past (USA)
*for example, James Dean, Richard Nixon, Mark Twain, Mae West, Walt Disney, whoever
, pick the closest one and go in the middle of the night, stand next to their graves and proceeed to unload round after round and case after case of machine gun bullets into the ground and just making it look all fucked up, leaving the headstone legible, then run away and drive to another random grave and do the same thing with grenades and then with whqatever we got, blowin shit up in a country-wide dash of inSANITY and adding just exactly that perfect amount of further surreality and bizzarre unspeakkable news items throughout the land as the story grows making people think fucked up shit about the connection between these famous grave desecrations and the zombie infestation, making people flip extra yeah

for real. It came to me a long time ago. I told willord and he said he is in.

we're gonna helpt push shit over the edge

o snap.

laugh.

I was actually thinking about starting a thread like this yesterday. I would hope my parkour skills were great enough to protect myself. That and a magnum.

I'd encourage the world leaders to invest in those pod towers they use in the Matrix to turn humans into batteries. That way we could have zombie-fueled cars and it would save the world.

I've been such a zombie addict lately. I'm running out of unwatched zombie movies... I watched House of the Dead II a few nights ago and it was absolute shit.
BUT check out the graphic novel "The Walking Dead" if you're avid on zombies.

Get trashed.

Create a badass trio of me, chupacabra, and bigfoot (since they exist now) to fuckign annihilate those undead motherfuckers.

hahahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baller. I'd be down. So long as I can drink whiskey and shoot guns.

Sonic Youth Gossip, Bigfoot, and the Chupacabra shall become one. I'll holla at bigfoot. He used to sell me pounds of shwag he'd grow out in the Georgia woods.

Hell yes.
Sounds like we've got a posse.

I'm gonna loot shit too. Whilst drinking and shooting guns.

Well duh, I mean that goes without saying. I'm gonnna have the whole chainsaw and shot gun thing goin while I munch on a big old blunt in my mouth... damn I wish I had photoshop so I could make a picture of this. XD

I'm gonna have sex, till they eat me out.

Oh come on... join our sexy posse, we'll have fucking orgies (chupacabra and bigfoot included) during our breaks from zombie annihilating.

Umm... didn't you get that from my last post?

I just got that you would have sex until a zombie ate you. Implying that you wouldn't even try and fight.

Yep, put a blunt in his mouth and that's how I'll be rollin'. : p

Oh, and when this happens, best believe I'll be back on the powder for the apocolypse. Can we steal all of the coca from Colombia?

You bet we can. : ).