Do You Actually Like Girls?
 

Well...

They're ... uh ... well, speaking from experience, almost every girl I've ever met has been either a liar, cheater, or just seriously fucked up.

But, yeah, for some reason, I still actually like girls.

Oh yes.

That's actually what I thought the grits thread said at first.

Poll is up.

Some of them sure.

By "like", do you mean want to make the beast w/two backs with?

No.

Melly I thought you were queer?

Men will forgive an awful lot of fault for breasts.

Nah.

I'm a MOUTH man!

Well, let's see - although I'm largely homo these days, I have had relationships with girls in the past (before I came out), and there's 1 or 2 women out there (and trust me, that's literally about it) who I would turn to the evil straight side for.....but I likes me men massively, so mabye I'm really bi? Who the fuck knows. Whatever, I don't have vagina fear, unlike a lot of my gay mates over here.

But what matters love is, we will have a fabulous gay wedding one day, with cryptoguy as the DJ, and Porky doing the speeches. That would be wicked awesome.

Is there a competition going on for dumbest thread?

Yeah.. or perhaps Western Equinox rubbed off on everybody.

Happy Birthday - "Newbie makes pointless comment to try and cause controversy and bring attention to self" shocka.

Go and post something constructive. Alternately, make your self busy sucking the cocks of Synthy, Hayden and myself.

I believe in you, Happy Birthday.
Not to say I wouldn't mind getting my cock sucked.
But no pressure, bud.

Ach, Happy Birthday's alright really. I'm just really grumpy because I have gastric flu at the moment.

Me with illness = Killer Fail.

seeing as how i am incapable of being controlled by them, yes... i do fear for my less-strong-willed brethren... the ones who let those jessica simpson boots walk over them...

Yeah, haven't you signed up yet?

This is the internet. Dumbest ____ competitions are its prime function.

Using "it's" in that last sentence was pretty dumb too :)

Hey Synthy, are you still in shock/complete horror at my answer to you? I promise to atone by listening to Bronski Beat 1o times in a row.

See, girls are fun!

I don't know what you're talking about.

See, see how I used a period there, to signify the end of the sentence? Motherfrnnmrnmr

No, I forgive you. You were always the man.

Ahhh, thankx Synthy.

You, me, Cantanky + hot NYC gay club = Hell fucking yeah.

Is that a 1 and the letter o? You sneaky bastard. You mean just once!

I still wanna sleep with a girl.

It's overrated... if by "sleep", you mean "fucking". ACTUAL sleeping with a farting, bloated, stinky, sweaty girl (in just her underwear) is great though.

I am soooo busted! :D

Synthy - it'll happen one day, you just need to meet the right one. :)

Sleep, but I don't think I could ever have an actual relationship with them.

You're not missing much.

I see more and more people all the time deciding to just not have a girlfriend for the rest of their life. Though I'm sure they'll eventually change their minds, it's an interesting thought.

Yeah, I enjoy girls a fair amount. A lot of them are fucked up, but shit, I'm fucked up too, so why not.

Always.

LOVE THEM

anyway, i like girls alright, they smell yummy, but i prefer WOMEN. you know-- grown up & ripe & all the crappy childishness removed by life. not bitter either. oh, hard to explain in 20 words. but they are great in the sack!

Currently undecided, bc i'm having girl troubles. Why won't they fucking cooperate?

Sort of.

Look at my posts in the "Post pictures of Hot Girls !!!!" thread.
I looooooooooooooooooooooove girlzzzzzzzzz.............
Unfortunately.

I like chicks with nipples that resemble Hershey's kisses.