Do you actually like goats?
 

I tried one once and, fuck, it was disgusting. And this coming from someone who'll try practically anything!

viewtiful_alan loves them goats

By try do you mean fuck?

Because I think you do.

Let's try that again:

goats?
they're very cute but i don't like when they chew on my purse.

Well I was trying to be subtle about it.

I fucked one once and, try, it was practical. And this coming from someone who'll try disgustingly anything!

Argl terriblecanyons you had the same exact idea but I went further :D

Jay?


"I'll fuck anything that moves!"

coats?
yeah of course, practical as hell

I a bit weird about goats.

I think everything about them is cute except the whole sideways cat eye thing. They also tend to be fairly mean.

Goat sex is out of the fucking question.

Really? I thought of all people...

Goats are OK in a curry or on the cover of a dennis Wheatley book, but nah, I wouldn't wanna fuck one.

It's a sheep...close but not exact

Ah, good old Gene Wilder - indulging in baa-love for the sake of Woody Allen.

So, I take that as a "no" for goats, but a "If gene wilder did it..." for sheep.

Well, just because I lick my children doesn't mean I would have sex with them. I'm no pedo haha.

Although the goat human hybrid would be rather awesome.

*whistles nonchalantly, tries to avoid question*

Oh dear. I just got an image... oh god.

Baphomet?

this is even better!

part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCKxro6s7e8

part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D3fV...eature=related

hmmm...lickin children....






































NOT

goats - hominy capra

for emmah and melly-- wish i could find a bigger picture!

Who and what is that???



Niicceeee, I'd give birth to it.

!@#$%! - Now that's what I call a hot-steppin' goaty mofo!

matthew barney as a goat hybrid

here a closer look



oh! here's a bigger pic

Holy fuck. I seriously never knew that was Howie Mandel until just now.

Great!!
Thanks!

The Rolling Stones' "Goats Head Soup" Appreciation Thread

This is the most fucked up thread I've ever seen on this board.

I hate matthew barney. Sorry.

And I hate goats. I'm not sorry for that... they're probably the only animals that are actually creepy.

Dude yeah they've got fucking square pupils.

who do you apologize to? matthew barney is uneven-- and the cremaster cycle is shit. but great film stills.

and goats stink of piss!

True, no need to apologize, but I've found that in the past my insults of bands or people often offend at least one person so I try to end everything now with "sorry" or "in my opinion". I dunno if it's working though.

"WHAT? YOU THINK 'LOVELESS' ISN'T THAT GREAT? FUCK YOUR OPINIONS THEY'RE WRONG."

I still get that every now and then..

aaaaah PISS

I was always wonderin when smelling them!