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Toilet & Bowels 08.13.2008 03:45 PM

gay fingers?!
 
Apparently if you're a gay man your index finger is longer than your ring finger, and if you are a straight man your ring finger is longer than your index.
I'm straight and on my left hand the ring finger is longer, on my right the index is longer.

Is this theory bullshit? Do the gay dudes on here have finger lengths than correspond with their amourous interests? Are their any straight guys whose fingers are trying to tell them something?

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
Apparently if you're a gay man your index finger is longer than your ring finger, and if you are a straight man your ring finger is longer than your index.
I'm straight and on my left hand the ring finger is longer, on my right the index is longer.

Is this theory bullshit? Do the gay dudes on here have finger lengths than correspond with their amourous interests? Are their any straight guys whose fingers are trying to tell them something?


your left hand models and your right hand drinks beer and belches

i read that same shit the other day and i thought it was science fiction. but it appears to be serious.

i also read that gay men have in average bigger cocks-- so self-proclaimed heteros who boast of a huge cock might be trying to cover something up.

on a vaguely related note, one of kundera's novels had a chapter dedicated to men with a longer index finger. it was fucking funny and more having to do with politix but i don't recall so well.

terriblecanyons 08.13.2008 03:46 PM

Are you paranoid?

Rob Instigator 08.13.2008 03:47 PM

this was actually done scientifically and seems to point to a better than 80% propensity

MellySingsDoom 08.13.2008 03:48 PM

On right hand, index and ring fingers are roughly the same.

On left hand, ring finger longer than index finger.

Hmmm....

Maybe I'm a gay-bi-hereto-gay person....

floatingslowly 08.13.2008 03:48 PM

both of my index fingers are nubs.

what does that mean???

al shabbray 08.13.2008 03:48 PM

when I look at my hands its the other way round

Rob Instigator 08.13.2008 03:49 PM

hope none of you havea pinkie longer than yr peen!

terriblecanyons 08.13.2008 03:50 PM

What if you don't have a peen?

floatingslowly 08.13.2008 03:50 PM

I don't really care for this kind of science, but honestly I think that Gay Finger would make an awesome Bond villian.

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
What if you don't have a peen?


everyone has one

it just comes in different sizes

and i hope yours is shorter than your pinkie!

anngella on the other hand loves megaclits. :D

acousticrock87 08.13.2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I don't really care for this kind of science, but honestly I think that Gay Finger would make an awesome Bond villian.

Hahaha. Yes.

And my ringfingers are longer.

terriblecanyons 08.13.2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
everyone has one

it just comes in different sizes



If that's the case, then everyone has a vagina too.

al shabbray 08.13.2008 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
What if you don't have a peen?


then you are a lucky one ?!????

Cantankerous 08.13.2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
your right hand drinks beer and belches


that's not all it does...

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
If that's the case, then everyone has a vagina too.


in a way, yeah.

i dont mean to get clinical here but the eye of the cyclops is a tiny pussy

and the nutsac is the hugest labia you ever saw

freaky, yet fucking cool

MellySingsDoom 08.13.2008 03:54 PM

Cantanky - Ah, wanks for the memories.....

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
that's not all it does...


i don't wanna know.

SYRFox 08.13.2008 03:54 PM

I have no hands. How am I supposed to know :(

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox
I have no hands. How am I supposed to know :(


maybe there's a toe thing going on as well

but it's easier to find out if you get aroused or not at the sight of cock

al shabbray 08.13.2008 03:56 PM

hahahahaha
then you already got other problems then thinkin about being gay or not

terriblecanyons 08.13.2008 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox
I have no hands. How am I supposed to know :(


Then how are you typing?

acousticrock87 08.13.2008 03:57 PM

Elbows.

io9tysd desasay67

I'm not great at it.

SYRFox 08.13.2008 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Then how are you typing?

I use the Windows On-Screen Keyboard, you only need the mouse then :)

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Then how are you typing?


 

al shabbray 08.13.2008 03:58 PM

not bad.

do you still got legs?

floatingslowly 08.13.2008 03:59 PM

^^^ Dragon is shitty.

that's why I use my tiny pussy / giant labia to post.

(y)

acousticrock87 08.13.2008 03:59 PM

If I designed that box, the guy on the cover would not have hands.

Sonic Youth 37 08.13.2008 03:59 PM

Left ring finger is about 1/4" longer than index
Right ring finger is about 1/2" longer than index

I've heard this for years. Seems like bullshit.

Cantankerous 08.13.2008 03:59 PM

i vcasnmytg gtyhyulop;de


(elbow attempt.

failed.)

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
^^^ Dragon is shitty.

that's why I use my tiny pussy / giant labia to post.

(y)



 

terriblecanyons 08.13.2008 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acousticrock87
If I designed that box, the guy on the cover would not have hands.


He doesn't have eyes, so it's all good.

acousticrock87 08.13.2008 04:00 PM

Oh yes, it's the boys on here with the dirty minds. ;)

acousticrock87 08.13.2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
 

Oh fuck. I would be scared to get to second base with her.

But I still would.

Savage Clone 08.13.2008 04:01 PM

Mine are pretty close to the same size, with a slightly longer index finger.
Seems about right.

floatingslowly 08.13.2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i dont mean to get clinical here but the eye of the cyclops is a tiny pussy

and the nutsac is the hugest labia you ever saw


Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I use my tiny pussy / giant labia to post.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
EDIT: Oh wait, no one has said "with his cock".


I hope this helps.

:)

SYRFox 08.13.2008 04:02 PM

I declare this thread hype of the night

floatingslowly 08.13.2008 04:02 PM

omg I so have a hook fetish now.

SYRFox 08.13.2008 04:02 PM

I don't care about the index or ring finger as long as my "FUCK YOU" finger is long enough to be seen

!@#$%! 08.13.2008 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I hope this helps.

:)


she's having a caffeine-free day...


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