What was the last thing you licked?
 

I'm bored.

The last thing I licked was the knife that I'd just used to spread some pate on a piece of bread.

My finger cause there was chocolate on it.

Careful with that knife licking!

I licked an ice cream yesterday.

Some tomato ketchup that was on my finger this morning, whilst eating a tasty bacon sandwich.

...a clit, actually.

cinnamon ice cream, yesterday.
delicious

your own? hrhrhr

No, I do not have a clit.

girlgun

not yet...

^^^ he's got a good point.

If this is some lame attempt at making the rest of us envious, well...mission accomplished.

the insides of my mouth. obviously, you sick fuckers.

not at all. I simply try to answer EACH and EVERY question on the internet as accurately as possible.

The last thing I licked was my personal reluctance to mow the back yard.

Tomorrow I'm working on licking my general sense of ennui.

^^^ I've seen pictures of guys that can lick themselves.

crazy stuff. you must be really flexible.

I LOVE that word.

I'll lick your decals off, baby!

yes!

NOW YOU MIGHT THINK I'M CRAAAAAAAZY

no big news, just a confirmation

i as well licked a knife. it had delicious haggebuten jam that my brother brought me from germany on it...

hagebutten sind lecker. hagebutten tee schmeckt auch nich übel

fuck if i know.

oh wait. i do know. the grease from the cheese on my quesadilla.

mortalha.

My hand because it had chilli sauce on it.

a peppermint.

my own tooth. it has a strange groove/edge/thingy and i manically try to place its location through tongue sonar.

This thread is making me hungry.

I'm sure everyone here can guess.

SNOT??

the cover of alfred bester's book 'the stars my destination'

i do that all the time over the crooked ones.
you're even weirder than i am.

Not quite. It was a bodily fluid, though.

i just licked one of these, time to get

high

YOU MAKE IT TOO EASY!!

Pee?

Does rimming count?

Surely it does!

probably a knife as well