The Darkness Is Spreading
 

The End Is Near. I Will Fuck You In Your Sleep. For I Am Villain Bird!

No Matter How Wise, I Shall Turn Advice Dog And Wisdom Cat To The Dark Side!

Who Will Join Me There Is No Escape!

This is becoming tedious.

You are becoming Tedious!

The board will not allow me to show my face...hmmm

ALL in good time I suppose!

Dear Villian Bird

Do Villian Birds taste good when slow roasted with winter vegetables?

Yours a bit hungry now

MellySingsDoom

who the fuck are YOU, man?

Who, me? I'm MellySingsDoom, famous for having a big nose and bad teeth. And liking the Ting Tings. Care for a glass of wine? *passes glass over*

Tell me why my picture deletes it'self and I will show my face!

I taste good! Very good! Just ask your lover! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Catch me if you can!

Your face is tedious.

This is severely ruining my grand enterance! I may have to just KILL advice dog and wisdom cat if I do not get to reveal myself in proper, theatrical TIMING!


FUCK!

 

naw, this villain bird bloke

i would care for a glass of wine though. actually make that six glasses.

dear villain bird


why do you suck ass at MS paint?


regards
c

EW NO YOU LIKE THE TING TINGS?! And here I was about confess my undying love for you. :(

SQUAK SQWUAK! TWEET TWEET! FUCKING CHIRP CHIRP LIKE A JERK!

MWUAHAHAHAHHAAAAA

MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


BAHHHHWWWWRRRHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*poop*


....damnit...I hate it when I shit myself...

I Had To Use My Fucking Wings!

I Don"t Have Hands Or Paws!

Dear villain bird:
What's it like having to live amongst your own feces?
Much love,
terriblecanyons

Why don't you ask Advice Dog how is SHIT TASTES! or why Wisdom Cat Sleeps in his! HA!

I WILL SHIT ON YOU NEXT TIME I FLY BY! IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!!!!


ON YR FACE!!!!!




BAWWWWWWWWWWWK HAHA!

Too bad I never leave the house, or open any doors. Looks like you're gonna have to pick the lock with your teeth then figure out how to get the door open...

Thank god.

I have no idea what this thread is about, but for a moment I feared The Darkness were releasing a new album.

THIS THREAD!?

LOOK AT ME!

THIS IS HOW CRAZY ADVICE DOG AND WISDOM CAT HAS MADE THE SONIC YOUTH BOARDS!

I WILL SHIT ON YOU TOO!

I'm a man of my WORRRRRRRD

You're not a man.
You're a bird.

You Dont Know My Past! Villains Have Indepth Pasts! Maybe I Was A Scientist! Havent You Seen The Fly?

this has got to be a sign of the apocalypse

I told you that already!

You certainly are a Joker.

I never Joke! I AM SERIOUS!

Why so serious?

We're destined to do this forever.

Brauwhahahg

Brublbrublrublruahhhh


Haha!

*spits On You*

Never do anything that you're good at, for free.

birds can't spit.



dipshit.

TITS / GTFO

I know you're turned on by him, but try to control yourself.

Whatever doesn't shit on you, simply makes you....


stranger...

well, hell beautiful. polly want a cracker?

Villain Bird should meet with the business end of a rolling pin, pronto. Then be served up on a skillet with barbecue spices. Anything to stop the fucker squawking on like Lydia Lunch.

Ha! I see you've been drinking the KOOL AID! ADVICE DOG HUMPING YOUR LEG AND WISDOM CAT licking your crack! But only I can Fly so High enough to soar like a book in a rainbow its in a book or in a look holy god....

wait...


TWEET!

westernquinoxrocks = villain bird? Their typing patterns are the same...

Actually, I'm drinking wine. A nice Chardonnay. I've given Cantanky a glass, and floatingslowly's welcome to a glass too. As for you, why would I feed a bird wine?