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Richard Pryor on Fire 05.30.2006 12:28 PM

Please GOD HELP THE PISTONS
 
Goddamnit, Goddamnit we are fucking up! Anyone else feeling concerned that the 'Stones might not make it? I feel hurt... I can't be happy unless the Pistons are winning, it will be chaos if we loose..:mad:

spiritbears 05.30.2006 12:32 PM

Sorry Richard....the pistons days of playing good d are done....
Miami in 5

Rob Instigator 05.30.2006 12:37 PM

Damn man. I have been rooting the Pistons on for the entire season!
I feel they will come back, as the Pistons do, and win three ina row and go on to trounce the dallas mavedicks for the NBA championship.

spiritbears 05.30.2006 12:55 PM

dream on guys....

Rob Instigator 05.30.2006 01:42 PM

goddamnit when is football season gonna start again?

pantophobia 05.30.2006 02:08 PM

Dallas and Miami, love to see either one win it, guess Miami a little more, they have been trying for longer, Dallas can keep it going for a few more years and get their title

i hate the fact that all the experts before the playoffs started said the finals would be San Antonio and Detroit, i was elated when the Clippers made a run, Phoenix should get the title within the next few years but with Bell and Stoudemire injured, i would be shocked if they can come back

edit: on second look i type like a dyslexic duck

jennthebenn 05.30.2006 02:15 PM

i'm not looking forward to mark cuban celebrating any sort of championship, so anyone but the mavs.

Laila 05.30.2006 03:02 PM

ugh i hate mark cuban! his face pisses me off and he's always acting like a jackass at the games! God help the pistons!

Pax Americana 05.30.2006 03:03 PM

On a completely unrelated note! How about, Please God, help the Buffalo Sabres.

noumenal 05.30.2006 03:06 PM

Hey Richard Pryor on Fire, there is a really great article on Super Bowl XL and Detroit in the June Harper's Magazine. It's called "Letter From Detroit."

krastian 05.30.2006 03:36 PM

Hey what can you say man? I'm as shocked as you are. I mean, they barely got away with beating the Cavs who when you get down to it pretty much suck minus Lebron. It just seems that the Pistons aren't playing "inspired basketball." Anyway, I want my Suns to win....they won't. Mavs vs Heat....that sounds fine to me.

pantophobia 05.30.2006 04:04 PM

Mark Cuban looks like the son of American Idol Taylor Hicks

now that is freaky

Richard Pryor on Fire 05.30.2006 04:50 PM

Doesn't anyone dream anymore?! I swear to christ this series is going to turn into some Remember The Tightens, Mighty Ducks, League of Their Own, bullshit. Pistons in 7, and somebody has to die to make it exciting, I'm saying... Sheed.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.30.2006 04:51 PM

No need to pray, but pistons are here to stay. 4 stroke engines are so important in US culture, they are not going anywhere.

Laila 05.30.2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pantophobia
Mark Cuban looks like the son of American Idol Taylor Hicks

now that is freaky


holy shit! he does!

marleypumpkin 05.30.2006 07:10 PM

FUCK THE PISTONS!

(no offense to anyone)

Richard Pryor on Fire 05.30.2006 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marleypumpkin
FUCK THE PISTONS!

(no offense to anyone)


I don't see how you can get away with that, I'm a resonable man so I'll just saw fuck the heat, fuck the spurs, and fuck ummmm.. yeah just those two, I'm ok with the Suns and the Mavs, but Steve Nash is gross he licks his fingers to slick his hair back all the time, and then touches that ball.. has anyone here actully ever played basketball that ball is grimy. Steve Nash is grimy, and what the fuck is that pink thing on Dwane Wades lip, huh? 50 most beautiful people my ass I'll show you true beauty
 
Tomorrow, we will win.

marleypumpkin 05.30.2006 08:42 PM

Hey, I'm a Cavs fan, so I have to root against the Pistons.

Richard Pryor on Fire 05.30.2006 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marleypumpkin
Hey, I'm a Cavs fan, so I have to root against the Pistons.

Witness! David Stern wanted to drag that series out, because Lebron and is annoying faces bring in $$$, I gaurentee Cavs will be in the finals at least next year, the nba is turning into the WWF.

marleypumpkin 05.30.2006 10:33 PM

It's true, the NBA is all about the stars.

khchris(original) 05.31.2006 12:39 AM

They got no answer for the Diesel or Wade.

Shaq is just purely abusing Big Ben so bad, I actually feel bad for Big Ben. Shaq is just backing him down, even did a spin on him for a reverse dunk!!! Sorry, but Big Ben needs help and that's going to leave Udonis open and he's been hitting the open shots, but also it'll leave the Heat to crash the boards and win the rebounds.

And Wade, man fucking amazing. Wade is just much too fast for Prince or Rip.

Shaq's a handful as it is, but when you add Wade too, well the Pistons just don't have any answer.

Also, I heard Billups talk and he's been praising the Heat saying they are playing "great basketball".

If you know Chauncey, he's a cocky little guy who gives very little credit(usually none), so it was quite shocking for him to give such high praise to the Heat. I think he's being humbled and probably knows that the Pistons are done.

Plus there's rumors of inhouse mutiny, players questioning Flip's strategy.

That is a sure sign of desperation and a team self-destructing.

Laila 05.31.2006 01:22 AM

i think it is partly the coaches fault though cause isn't he making them practice more offense than defense? so yeah he's fucking up their whole strategy that has been working for them for the past few years. I don't know why he's trying to make them into an offensive team...if they win games as a defensive team, then let them play that way!!! but yeah i think the players are to blame as well. the look kinda lazy and bored on the court.

elix it 05.31.2006 10:04 AM

Fuck the Pistons and fuck Mark Cuban and his Mavs, though Nowitzki is a class act... I like him.

Miami in 5.
Suns in 7.

Rob Instigator 05.31.2006 10:17 AM

PISTONS FOREVER

if it's not my Rockets, then PISTONS FOREVER!

Laila 05.31.2006 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
PISTONS FOREVER

if it's not my Rockets, then PISTONS FOREVER!


exactly!

krastian 05.31.2006 02:42 PM

Where have you gone Hakeem?

elix it 05.31.2006 03:02 PM

Hollywood Squares.

krastian 05.31.2006 03:03 PM

That's it.

Laila 05.31.2006 03:04 PM

i think he's a terrorist now, not joking

he drove me home one time and he was all trying to change my beliefs and shit! and i've read that he funds alot of crazy crap. he doesn't live in america anymore.

krastian 05.31.2006 03:06 PM

What???? Hakeem drove you home??? Did he dunk on you???

Laila 05.31.2006 03:06 PM

no he didn't dunk on me. haha i wonder what that would have looked like!

Rob Instigator 05.31.2006 03:10 PM

HAKEEM is the man!
Long Live HAKEEM THE DREAM OLAJUWON!

he does still live in houston, he keeps his residence here and lives here half the year. he has been spending a lot of time in Nigeria with his family and ailing parents.

his charity did give funds to an international charity that then went one and gave money (not neccesartily hakeem money) to an organization that the uS government, that fount of wisdom and tolerance, have declared to be a terrorist organization.

to claim hakeem is funding terrorists is wrong. the US directly funded and trained guerilla fighters in el salvador and nicaragua and guatemala (and continues to do so) teaching them to kill with machetes to save ammo, to rapoe women to desecrate the village churches and shit. all taught by the CIA.

Laila 05.31.2006 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
HAKEEM is the man!
Long Live HAKEEM THE DREAM OLAJUWON!

he does still live in houston, he keeps his residence here and lives here half the year. he has been spending a lot of time in Nigeria with his family and ailing parents.

his charity did give funds to an international charity that then went one and gave money (not neccesartily hakeem money) to an organization that the uS government, that fount of wisdom and tolerance, have declared to be a terrorist organization.

to claim hakeem is funding terrorists is wrong. the US directly funded and trained guerilla fighters in el salvador and nicaragua and guatemala (and continues to do so) teaching them to kill with machetes to save ammo, to rapoe women to desecrate the village churches and shit. all taught by the CIA.


eh, i don't know. he's pretty wierd when you talk to him. i wouldn't doubt if is funding them. he's like really extremist and shit. and he claims to be part of a sect of muslims which the mojority of the terriorist that are blowing up shit are part of.

but whatever floats his boat is none of my business.

Richard Pryor on Fire 05.31.2006 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by khchris(original)
They got no answer for the Diesel or Wade.

Shaq is just purely abusing Big Ben so bad, I actually feel bad for Big Ben. Shaq is just backing him down, even did a spin on him for a reverse dunk!!! Sorry, but Big Ben needs help and that's going to leave Udonis open and he's been hitting the open shots, but also it'll leave the Heat to crash the boards and win the rebounds.

And Wade, man fucking amazing. Wade is just much too fast for Prince or Rip.

Shaq's a handful as it is, but when you add Wade too, well the Pistons just don't have any answer.

Also, I heard Billups talk and he's been praising the Heat saying they are playing "great basketball".

If you know Chauncey, he's a cocky little guy who gives very little credit(usually none), so it was quite shocking for him to give such high praise to the Heat. I think he's being humbled and probably knows that the Pistons are done.

Plus there's rumors of inhouse mutiny, players questioning Flip's strategy.

That is a sure sign of desperation and a team self-destructing.



 


answer.

krastian 05.31.2006 11:40 PM

That was a nasty block. It's a good thing that Ben, Rip, and Rasheed all played for the Wizards/Bullets....nice one Unseld.

finding nobody 06.01.2006 12:52 AM

i used to play on a basketball team called the pistons. we pimped, well, i guess the rest of the team did. i sucked, but we got first place in the season

krastian 06.01.2006 12:58 AM

When we played ball in the neighborhood everybody called me Jumpshot J.

Richard Pryor on Fire 06.01.2006 11:12 AM

When I hoop they call me Bari the Blade...well no one actully does but I would encourage it if it started happening.

thewall91 06.01.2006 12:39 PM

Quote:

On a completely unrelated note! How about, Please God, help the Buffalo Sabres.


i was going to hijack this thread to say the same thing. we western nyers love our sports teams!! talkin' proud, talkin' proud!

jennthebenn 06.01.2006 12:56 PM

sabres fans...do you still see brett hull's skate in the crease in your nightmares?


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