are you a dandy?
 

do you know a dandy?

i've just talked floatingslowly into dressing up like a dandy... it's a GO! it's gonna be hot.

why i never!

if anyone should... it's you.

Get floatingslowly to talk like Oscar Wilde - that would be some much dandyism in one go, you would feel like exploding with glee.

Yes. Everything he says has to be in iambic pentameter, and biting wit every other line.

i'm overgasped, actually.

I think it might be mandatory for me to post in this thread.

I'm down. Dandy party?

Alas, but we are out of alcohol
And I have spent my money on this coat.
A sober night, then, we must spend in vain
And suffer through my dying uncle's pain

omg. omg. that was sohard to type. omg. you... 87.. yeah... baby... other than savage... yeah... babbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

floatingslowly. thought that was clever as shit......

My wife's favorite movie is Velvet Goldmine. Some time soon she is going to "pretty me up" while we watch it.

these guys?



they all died before my time.

I think you can be a dandy without being a fop.

i don't remember any of these posts. fucking hell.

roofies?

My breath does not smell like penises. :mad:

And here I thought man sausages were scentless...

i'm sorry!!!!

The frowny face is meant to express disappointment, not anger.

^^^ not her first lie today!

"Hope you have a good day" was probably the first.

actually, it was "17.5 minutes", if you count after midnight.

I was really surprised that her middle name was not "Evil" when she participated in that names thread.

I haven't shaved since last Thursday and I haven't cut my hair since last October. I own my own mechanic's tools. I work on my bikes myself.
I like to go long distance hiking. I drink domestic beer occaisionally. I'm wearing a t-shirt with naked chicks on scooters and jeans that were on the floor this morning.

No...not a dandy.

I move heavy things and work with tools and drive a giant truck for work and stuff, and my most recent visit to my parents' house involved moving a 350-lb chunk of granite, but I still would definitely qualify as a dandy by many, many definitions much of the time.

It's not easy being such a walking set of contradictions, I tell you.

no.

I'm not a dandy, but Freddie Mercury was, so now I associate dandiness with moustacheness.

no contradiction there. the original dandies were middle class men affecting an aristocratic aesthetic. by transposing this to the present, we have the equation:

truck driver + leather pants + cape = dandy

that's impressive, Butch.

Anyway, girlgun is awesome enough to be able to call me penisbreathradley any time she'd like.

As for you twats, you keep in line.

He's a lumberjack and he's oookayyy...

you heard, twats? he's talking to you.

how DO you say fuck yr tits in english?

fuego?

mucho chili conE carne.

fuchi capesta.

So is 'dandy' just a ye olde way of saying 'metrosexual'?



'Cause I don't think I qualify. I own none of this stuff...

I am not a dandy. So hetero, I poop testosterone.

^^^You've been drinking Bud and reading the "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue again, haven't you? Naughty!

you mean someone has been pumping semen up your ass.

naturally it has to come out.

can chicks be dandies?

i love rock and roll dandies. there's one sleeping in my bed right now (and most of the time).

first he claimed to be "only a top" and later he's been declaring himself hetero.

i call bullshit!