Clockcleaner stage antics
 

Share them if you have been lucky to attend one of their gigs.

The bastards cancelled their UK tour 'cause nobody would pay for the air fares, even though someone apparently did offer and never heard back from them. The most disturbing one I read about somewhere says a member of the band attacked a disabled person at a gig. God knows why that happened.

Before I knew who they were, I read something about them getting naked and smearing something that resembled feces on themselves and getting up in people's faces and stuff. Sounded ridiculous . I wonder if there's any good youtube videos.

They're a decent band I guess.. typical LOAD sound though.

apparently their uk tour will take place later this year, or early next year

I hope so. Sic Alps have announced one UK date too in Cambridge. The rest to follow.

I just want you to die.

That, um, girl, in his picture looks like she's killing herself with some kind of odd dildo sword.

I bet that she's killed herself after trying to have a conversation with him. Poor girl.

hahaha

Poor boy, then.

We're all a little gay.

Poor gays.

I want to check out Clockcleaner too. Why, er, cos some guy in theis pub in Poland Street told me about 'em. I forget his name, but he seemed very nice. Likes Bobby Gillespie though, which is a bit unfortunate.

They're good.

I'm uploading that infamous picture of you. Can you let me know if I can post it on here?

I'm just a tiny bit heterosexual. You know, once every 5 years, I like to put on an episode of "Baywatch", spill Budweiser all over my T-shirt, and yell, "Those poo-say bumpers are HAWT!". The rest of the time is gay fabulousness for moi.

Anyway, Clockcleaner. Anyone here recommend any of their records?

Yes please (seriously)! Can you do the one of you, as well? :)

Melly Let Me Know, Please!!!

Best Melly picture ever. Check out his love for Bobby.

Surreal!

Your dad posts on here too. His username is ''myson(ic)isatwat69''.

sarramkrop - my love for Bobby G just smoulders from that pic, eh?

westernquinoxrocks - I meant to mention this last night, but thought I'd let it be. Now though - if there's one thing that guaranteed to make me want to cut someone's balls off with a rusty saw, it's "ironic" homophobia. Yours isn't even ironic, is it? Well this faggot says fuck you.

I listen to Elton John and Alanis Morrisette at the same time while I'm sucking cock the gay way. All the time.




I LOVE YOU BOBBY.

My definition of ironic - You. That's it, just you, dearest.

I hope Elton John finds you and bums you into madness. Whilst singing "Crocodile Rock". Licking your earlobes hungrily as well.

Stop being gay, then.

Awwwww - this piccy melts my heart.....oh hang on, it's THAT Bobby. Argh!
*has heart attack on spot*

Well, we all apologise profusely. Happy now?

imageshack is being weird, though. it gives me the thumbnail version of the pic and i want the big size so i can show everyone how much booby means to me.

Get your hands off me. Are you gay or something? Are you some kind of gay?

You just don't learn, do ya? Try ENGAGING with people instead of trying to be Mr Controversial. We might actually TALK to you then.

....

Surreal!

Gay.

That wasn't aimed at you gay, by the way.

I did already. Now fuck off, come back, and the fuck off again.

Mel, I have ''Babylon Rules'', so that could be a start with them.

Ah, thanks sarram, I'll check that out in due course. I've just sent Mr Demonrail a link to our Bobby G pics...I'm just waiting for the "filled with murderous rage" response from him :D

Sugar-coated bullets of love!

Shame on me.

I think that ''Vomiting Mirrors'' by Clockcleaner might be one of my favourite songs ever. Fans of The Cramps could enjoy it too. No, actually everyone should love this song. Literally everyone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-D13oPm_qI
I can't wait to see them live.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyR0B...eature=related

Fantastic.