miley cyrus is a baby prostitute
 

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billy ray needs to take her camera away.

i saw this
she's only 5 days older than me

is see lots of rehab in her future

meh.

I see girls younger than her on the street all the time dressed worse than she does. I know, I know, all those girls on the street aren't supposed "role models " --- but just because miley is one (apparently), don't expect her to NOT act like every other 15 year old I see on the streets.

"Sex sells"... really?!!

or we could just blame myspace.

myspace is ghey

fuckbook > myspace

Aha, she sent those to one of the Jonas Brothers! Pwned. I love hackers.

rly the only reason i posted this is because this is like the 8000th "scandalous" article run on this girl just this year.
and she obv has daddy issues.

dressing like a slut has its benefits though.

i don't know who the jonas brothers is?

some little disney brother kids that play shit music and 13 year old girls faint over

ffs, hahaha

got, she makes me feel like a pervert. i mean, my little 16 yr sistor will have friends over these days, and i cant help but at the very least take a look at some of them. girls from 15-20 all look of similar age and similar sexy-ness. fuck jailbait laws that say an 18 year old dude cant fuck his 15 year old gf.

the age of consent in japan is 13!

anyway, i don't think these pics are too bad.. again, not anything worse than you see on myspace. i haven't even seen her thong yet.

I just think we should stop telling kids what sex is

hahaha.

you mean, other kids should quit telling kids what sex is..

Miley's on the front cover of this month's cable TV guide over here. I keep putting my coffee mug on her face every morning...

Yeah, she'll be doin' hardcore porn in no time... well, softcore at least...

I should ask my oldest niece who Miley Cyrus is and what she does...re.the photos - truly unerotic, but fair play to her if that's her "thing". As for her father Billy Ray, I still want to boot him in the gonads for unleashing "Achy Breaky Heart" and line-dancing onto an unsuspecting world in the early 90's.

I think I've met her mother....***

at least, I've met BRC's "girlfriend" at the time lil miss dateline was born....

FOR SHAME..





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ps: you KNOW the jonas' bro's have tapped that.

I think the Jonas brothers hjave tapped each other's brown eyes.
Just like hanson

I first heard of the Jonaz' Broz last week.


TEEHEEE.

Man, they're punk as fuck.

GTFO PEDOBEAR.

the fuck

^^^LOL at "Pedobear" comment. The Jonas Brother look highly intolerable - someone feed them some LSD, quick.

jonas bros + acid = hell

There's so much up and up corporate pop rock nowadays. Not that I care, I really miss out on hearing a lot of it. But shit man, pop rock doesn't even seem to care about even alluding to punk anymore. Wholesome values for all.

funny, because I said just about the same thing to a coworker's daughter last week.

she was crying about her mom not ponying up the $100 cost of tickets to the Jonass Bro show that night.

"when I was yr age, rock music was evil and should have stayed that way"

these days, if yr 16, you watch Disney I guess.

fuck that shit.

This quote wins above everything else I've heard today. *claps*

Say YES to Hendrix
Say NO to High School Musical.

the guy hacked her iPhone.

so you are seeing the results of a crime. I'm supposed to find this picture of her in a shower with her clothes on and get bent out of shape. mayeb I missed something.

We've opened up concentration camps around the world and people are distracted by this shit. Flouride in the water and cell phones cooking peoples brains. we are doomed.

Exactly. Plus I'm sure a shit ton of people have pictures that would wreck them if they got out.

yr not supposed to get bent out of shape. i'm just saying. she's a ho and it's amusing.

Ephebophilia will be the death of us all.

Incidentally, I saw the Jonas Brothers supporting Avril recently, and it was utterly, utterly guff (except for the cover of take on me). High Scool Musical is awesome, much as it pains me.

Meanwhile, I went to see Mamma Mia at the pictures t'other day, and is easily the best film I've seen in yonks.

They need to stop making stupid cameras on cellphones. Girls use it to take stupid "sexy" pictures of themselves that are anything but, remember PH? And guys just use it to take picture up women's skirts. It really serves no other purpose.

the guy on http://www.dlisted.com calls her a PROSTI-TOT

I've managed to avoid seeing "High School Musical" so far, but I'm sure my niece will make me sit down with her and watch it at some point.

I was put off going to see "Mamma Mia" from a Guardian review, but seeing as you say it be great, I'm going to say "fuck it" to Mr Guardian Reviewer and see the thing.

How you keeping anyway, sir? All well with you down in Bristol-land?

All is well here. I read the self-same Guardian review, as it happens, and I was a bit apprehensive of a big 'toungue-in-cheek' thing, but it's actually utterly, utterly brialliant rather than 'look how modern we are, enjoying silly things!'. There's also oodles of references to Greek myth if you're taking your wanker hat. And, to top it all off, there's loads of Abba songs. What more someone could want out of life I have no idea.

I'm definitely going to see that now. :)

death.

You're right, life doesn't get any better than gayer-than-an-ocean-of-cock films. What else is there in this world, except repeated viewings?

Repeated viewings and then boring your mates to death about the films.

or

Repeated viewings whilst drinking tequlia and eating ice-cream.