let's talk about asians
 

they drive poorly.

im hot for asian ladies

Shoegaze is great sung in Japanese and English

most beautiful people in the world.

Can we get over this fiction. The really aren't. At all.

Asian, eh?

Two of my best mates are Indian, and they're most Sarf Lahndan than me.
One of my good mates is married to a Chinese girly - she's beautiful, very intelligent, and well aware of Melly's big belly.
Thai men (the gayers, anyway) are incredliby sexy and funny. Me, a rice queen? Quite possibly.
My favourite all-time wedding was a Sikh do - I tell you, those guys and girls can really put away the booze.

Asians for the win!

Fiction?

They are full of beautiful people, inside and out. Every single one I've ever known has been an amazing person.

I hear that they a good with numbers.

No No No!

It's "I hear that they are good with numbers"!

See me after class

Yours

The Grammar Police

Full stops Melly, please.

Once again, I'm stopped by the grammar SAS.

I think I just used up my first twat card.

this thread sucks.

my wife is mixed-race . half European, half asian.
the best.

you mean hungarian? :confused:

roxy jezel?!

nah
eurasian, they say
beautiful

asians <3

yeah really big <3

we should be celebrating asians, not making fun of their amazing food and wonderful lifestyle.

They're better people than us. That's for sure

I know all about the lifestyles of everything because I read the book.

they gave the world bukkake.

I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake. I love bukkake.

BUKKAKE is the only porn i usually watch

sorry, what i meant was that they drive horribly, however they have plenty of endearing qualities to make up for the annoying habit of cutting across three lanes of trafic without signalling.
they really are lovely except for the driving bit.

Yes ! Everything is wonderful !

I love the distance gap between cultures . I love standing in line and having some azn batchoo shoving their damn under my yip . I take a step , so do they . skt skt skt . NO !

I also love greeting someone with an issue . This package is a bit slightly more deformed that that other piece . half off ?

NO NO NO
Too many people .

Hahaha the title of the thread craks me up.

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One of my secret desires is to spend a night with an Asian lady at least once in my life. Which is very improbable considering the fact where I live. And the other fact, that I'm in a relationship and most likely will remain.

Was that a sarcastic stab at our ever multi-tasking Cantanker for being female and daring to criticise other ethnics for the way they drive?

as if. :rolleyes:

it was a spot-on call that I felt needed reposting for emphasis.

you know who else can't drive? the vietnamese.






seewhatididthere?

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop female [.....] other ethnics

that made me cry. and by cry, I mean, from laughing.

Oohh, so you see what I did there too!

there really was no need to say that in a "funny asian accent", charlie chan.

You smell like a Chinese takeway.

that's because I have eggrolls stuffed down my pants.

what's yr excuse, Sum Yung Guy?

ok. my work here is done.

carry on.

I like Asians best when they are portrayed in films by caucasians like Christopher Lee.
That was a golden era, wasn't it?
I was watching some episodes of "Danger Man" starring Patrick McGoohan the other day, and a couple of them had some SWEET white-people-with-bad-eye-makeup-and-horribly-unconvincing-accents action going on.

Yeah, Christopher is my favourite Asian too. After seeing him in Rasputin, he's probably my favourite Russian as well.

what about MING? wasn't he supposed to be chinese or something?