gretings patrons of plant eerth1
 

for amny weyars now myt people have been monmitoring your behavior, ytour serx likev and so forth. we have decided tha t is just to fuckin gblow you all to bits due to the favt that yolu are all twits of the highest claiber. jesus look art this hugre cock lol

your nukes have been a soruce of concern for my people ads you are aiming them wtowards my homer planet in galactic rteghion 9. henxce me and my good friend captian blunsburry of terrotoria 9 are to disintrigratye you immediatelyly.

do not be alarmed, your bodies will periosh clickly, along with your women and/or children
, who we will eat come tomorrow morning GMT+10

we plan on stratrting with the testicles of your ewomen before eating out your little boyds, because thats how we roll, yo?

lol and also

because of atsonicparks 7 000 post count, we will take a short 100 characters to show outr respect ////////////.................................


that's enough of that
now time for tyou to panioc!!!!!! lolol

because we're gonna bloe you up haha with otu rc jhuge cpocksk and bottle rocketys of lol..
















BOW DOWN TO TOru botTLE ROCKXxxxxxxxxxx















oh wait is that porn?


cancel the bottle rockets!

We have a live hone here, a real fuckin hguge b oner of a cokl lolol. we're gonna deal with him promptly, after the rapingh, i mean pillaging. yes pillaging


william shatner will bow down before us as we ram him in the bee-hind with out ,mighty rtams
'oyuwq thaty huyrts lolol'

dnbowndown!!!!!!!11

7 hourss

sht i burned my nbachos fuck you guys for distracting me, p-uny earlythings! you will patyy in sodomy.

I told you not to drink so much...

haHA YUOU WERE RIGHT DAMMIT LOL WATCHED MONTY PYUTHON GLYING CIRCUS SO FUCKIN FUNNY LOL

Dang.

HA4

You win!

thats right,l syrcox......LOL!

soirry man didnt mean it appreaciate my thread innit

What's to appreciate about this thread?

Everything

Though it's not as good as this one: http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=19447

whenevr i read yr nick i think of some death metal song that goes
"death and the maiden death and the maiden"*blast beat*

HAHAHAHAHA I remember that thread
Good to see the 'ol fellow using his old avatar once more.

HA4 man, HA4 to you.

thnx slaco my man

slaco? you're still drunk, Marfy, eh?

 

He is surely drink...

Bah sorry about all that...
Strange how I went from typing fine to an english teacher's worst nightmare and back again.

I had perfectly made nachos today. They were yummy.

I spent several minutes looking for Waldo in your sig, EMMAh.

so what's that ingredient in alchohol that makes it impossible for people to type correctly? :)

I think it's called "oblivion".

Or awesome.

Did you find him?

You're a horrible person.

Me? Why?

There is no Waldo.

Yes there is, look harder.

I would never lie about such a thing.

They should make a distrustful glaring smiley. -_-

Aw fuck I found him.

Told you haha.

Now wasn't that fun? :D

Found him faster than you, acoustic, only took me one minute.

Ah! Now I understand why I used to have those "Where's Waldo" books when I was a child

I didn't even find it. I cheated. :(

I found him!

We're the 1990/1991 generation :cool: :cool:

I should buy a larger screen... Shit.

I found it too.

This pic is making me see double.