Multiple use for useless cds
 

The latest i came up with was using one to check i had shaved some hair on my neck properly.It was a Janis Joplin cd.

Coaster?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to porkmarras again

Arty decoration fir your room?

I wear them on my nipples for a party trick.

You could hang 'em on your rearview mirror

a curtain, it you've got lot's of them.
or the classic, a frisbee

I use to use them as frisbees at school. They break too easily though. Then you get yelled at for leaving shards of plastic everywhere. It's actually really fun to watch them shatter, though.

If you get some convex lenses and a thing to hold the lens and disc in place on a meter stick, you can burn stuff.

me and my freinds used to have fights with them.

I'm assuming this is more dangerous than it looks.

Microwaved CDs look so cool after.

Cheap knife

duuude, sometimes it blows the microwave door open

You can also sometimes increase the speed of your cd-rom drive and put a defective CD inside and just let it spin forever. It will explode into pieces, damage your CD drive, lodge a shard in your cranium and cause permanent brain damage, and they have to feed you with a tube for the rest of your life.

http://www.powerlabs.org/movies/cd.mpg

put it in your garden.

I'm told that if you break them up and stick them in yr garden ,they deter cats from using yr land as a personal toilet.

Give 'em to a charity shop.

Or...

Make a board appeal for people who want them, and post them to them.

Or...

Send 'em to the bands concerned and demand a refund on the grounds that they are crap.

scratch it and then rip it and sample the skips for a glitch song.

my most desperate use for one was when i couldn't find an ashtray at a party and a lonely Kenickie cd single was on the floor

wtf? lol

That was pretty good. But I hate that song. My original Morrowind disc over-spun in the drive and cracked. Not much, but it rendered it useless.

Aw, my dear darling Kenickie. I love them and I have loved Lauren from before she was a proper celeb. And the second album was good, in spite of the press.

Cd's can be used to cover allotments, because birds don't like shiny things. A local allotment has a scarecrow with lots of CDs hanging off it. I should take a picture really, it's quite pretty in its way.

Cd's make rubbish ashtrays. Melt a crappy vinyl, however, and you can make a very useful and bowl-like ashtray.

There's a shop in Camden (Dreamtemple, I believe) which has CD's set into the tiles of the floor. That looks quite pretty.

I'll never get tired of ''Punka'' and that's all i'm saying but that was the ''Fix you'' cd single wich didn't mean much to me at that time.Lauren Laverne is a babe.
The Kenickie revival officially starts here.

The second album was too much of a departure, I remember a lot of my fanzine friends being really pissed off with the second album, which is a fucking excellent girly guitar pop record. All bababaaaas and showopadiddly-o.

Ok, typing not going well with hangover.

PMarras, you have PM's. (ha).