T.V. Been on Commercial for 15 minutes, God that is Awful
 

Yeah, lame bastards.

just turn it off, man!

I have no remote control. Yes, I'm American.

... just, well, don't turn it on, then :D?

Well it's too late for that now.

Tampoco tengo un Machete. Soy Americano.

that's a hammer, dude!

Whatever.

Bratwurst?

what is this "t.v."?

tv shit

There is quite often more commercials than show.

You need a fucking remote though man, like what the hell. Or at least get a big ass stick that you can pock at the buttons from wherever you are.

OMG a long as stick, hell yeah. Fuck remotes, I am going rudimentary on Technology's ass.

http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.ph...0a9edcb5ffd1e0

WAY BETTER THAN TV!

Awesome.

Noone here better complain about the tv, the computer is the new tv. we're all evil. we all should die.

die??

speak for yourself, mortimer.

i'm off to watch some netflix online.

Deep throating turns me off so much. Sounds like taking a plunger to a toilet.

It's even worse when it's not natural and there's a foley artist making those sounds. Makes me crack up. I saw a skit somewhere once about a porn foley artist...that was funny too.

hahah WHAT? foley artist? that's amazing.

I think deep throating sounds like donald duck quacking.

Porn!

Yeah it was hilarious, I wish I could remember what show I saw that skit on, or if it was an internet skit....oh well.

commercials are annoying, but infomercials are an american pastime. look for one about the 'magic bullet' blender.

I've seen that one so many times.

Quit your whining and enjoy it. Millions of starving Asians would give anything to watch commercials.

There are paint smears on everything I own
The vapor rub is lying on a table of filth
Christmas cards to which I never reply
My eyeballs absorb only blue filtered light

Tv casualty, tv casualty
Were all right
Tv casualty, tv casualty

I wish theyd put prince namor on the tube
Hold on, I think I have to puke
Theres a spot in the corner where I always go
I like to feed the flies that I know

But please dont feed my television screen
Please dont feed my television screen
Please dont feed my television screen
Please dont feed my television screen

Tv casualty, tv casualty
Were all right
Tv casualty, tv casualty

Babies in prison, they call it a womb
Nine month sentence, no parole
Slivers of steel stuck in your lungs
Breathe deep, we need a donor for blood

Jaguars at the cemetary
Cadillacs grazing at your grave
Zeniths grazing at your grave
Sonys grazing at your grave

Tv casualty, tv casualty
Were all right
Tv casualty, tv casualty
Were all right
Tv casualty, tv casualty

What is even worse is now they've started to put previews and commercials on DVDs right at the beginning and you can't skip them as if they have the same importance as the copyright infringement info and penalties.

Yeah! That is irritating.

It's like this metropolitan slick magazine I got in the mail today. You can hardly tell the ads from the editorial. I pitched it immediately.

hell, advertisements now crowd nearly 1/3 of the visible screen on many cable TV shows. not only do they have a commercial on the corner, but then they add these scrolls and sliding commercials at the bottom, sometimes cutting off nearly 13 of the video screen. I fucking HATE IT

I'm surprised they haven't started putting radio like advertisements before music on cds.

I probably shouldn't have said that, now I've given them the idea.

On the next SY cd, you'll hear previews for MCR.

I fucking hope not or straight in the microwave it goes.

two tv sets and two cadillac cars ain't gonna help me at all

she started dancing to that Fine FINE music

if they do this, and it turns out they got the idea from YOU on this forum, you will pay my friend, you will pay!

Living with the thought that I gave them idea would be punishment enough, but tell that to a mob of SY boardies with bloodlust in their eyes.

Hopefully no music corporate types troll here. At least I didn't put it in Sonic Sharing where all the bots go to play.

when he gets all high pitched is the best part

you said it

what the fuck are you talking about????!!!
hahahahhaa:eek:

EDIT: had not watched the video sorry the wife is around!!!! you'll get me busted and all miserable when i'll have to explain it's some SY forum boardie who had posted blah