this made me cry with laughter
 

seconded

Thirded, really.

"Charlamurphay!".

"Wide nose havin' motherfuckers." Classic! Still laughing now! "Cocaine's a helluva drug."

hahaha i used to watch this all the time. and it's still funny.

the one with prince in it is fucking hilarious though.

Ta-da!
http://www.tv.com/uservideos/?action...M7xGD45bsEsjfc

i love you.

i know

we think highly of ourselves, don't we?

it's hard not to on this board

i know. model boy.

life isn't easy when you're this beautiful

i know how you feel.

you do share my pain

we're soulmates. clearly.

normal people will never understand

you guys are so lame

don't hate us because we're beautiful, it's just another form of racism

I don't do black humour, thanks.

"So sarramkrop, what's wrong with the black humour, with the jokin' and the jivin', and the hollerin' and the hyuckin' , and the cussin' and the comedin'? You come down Mr Huxtable's crib, and we'll be showing you some good wholesome non-cracker humour."

^^ dude looks like a lady.

ok then, have a nice day. :)

toilette is kelly lebrock in disguise
do you use pantene?

five people will probably know what i'm talking about

i don't, i use head & shoulders

how does that smell?

by the way the reference i was making was to a pantene commercial from the 80s in which kelly lebrock has ridiculously large hair and she goes on about it and then says "don't hate me because i'm beautiful"

I took a geography course this past year and the professor's name was Charlie Murphy. I thought about pulling the "What did the five fingers say to the face?" joke on him on the last day, but he was still in charge of my grade. Besides, I think I'm too much of a wuss to pull that off.

it smells a bit like bubblegum. how do you know about commercials from the 80s? were you even born then?

well i'm glad that your hair smells good.
i know about all kinds of things from all kinds of decades.
i was not quite born but almost.