worst movies you've ever seen
 

I'll start with the ones that stand out in my mind, I have seen many others, making fun of and commenting on shit movies has always been a favorite of mine. In fact me and my friend wanted to make a show of it, thne we found out about MST3K, sad day. But on to the movies.






















If you have questions about the plot, performances, or anything about these movies feel free to ask XD

4 more, again feel free to ask about any of them.

ffs, all those b-movies are awesome. especially plan 9 from outer space.

Haha plan 9 is fucking classic.
The standard by which all other bad movies are judged XD

What? Glen or Glenda is AMAZING. That movie's great! In fact, none of the movies you listed except S.I.C.K and Norbit are that bad.

Anyway, I mainly watch horror and "bad movies", so when talking about "Worst films", I'm going to look at films that aren't good from any angle.. not entertaining, not "so bad they're good".. just bad:

all 3 Pirates of the Caribbean films
King Kong remake
Matrix 3
Drive-In
The Nun
Ankle Biters
Devil's Prey
Hardgore
Demons from Paradise
Catwoman
Drive-Thru [though it does feature a character named HORNY THE CLOWN which is amazing]
House of the Dead [Uwe Bowlle version, not the awesome anthology film]
Staying Alive
any movie starring Will Ferrel
Shark Attack 3 [though it is hilarious]
any Sci-Fi Channel original film
Hunting Creatures
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker and any film directed by that guy
Jackhammer Massacre, Terror Toons, and any film directed by that guy
BODYGUARD CHIBA 2
pretty much any public domain film released in the past 10 years made shot-on-video by some idiot; seriously some of the worst films of all time like PSYCHO SCARECROW which actually might be the worst film I've ever seen

Really, the list is nearly infinite... but that's like 5000 or so films that are pretty terrible. I'm sure there's more. It's worth noting that probably around 99% of movies sucks, though I am entertained by at least half of them.

I love most of those!

My answer is anything by Uwe Boll. UGH.

Oh yeah, and that Daredevil movie a few years back.

did you watch the directors cut which was both drastically different and drastically better..?
And if that's the worst than you haven't seen enough movies.

Whatever that movie was where her husband dies, and he leaves her all these notes so she'll the the fuck over him.

So lame, I wanted to die...

My friend has tried to convince me to watch this.

I think it looks like a crap ass movie.

No idea who you are really, but I trust your opinion more than hers.

We've done this before, and my immediate answer is the same: Independence Day.

sky captain
im not there

those are just off the top of my head...

And that remake of Knight Rider (I haven't seen the original so I can't comment on that)

We watched both of these lovely movies on the ferry from Trinidad to Tobago. That was fun.

If bad, horrendous fart jokes are your things, and you find nothing funnier than a fat black woman, than by all means this is your movie.

But if you have any appreciation of comedy as a legitimate art... avoid, avoid avoid...
I was basically trapped in this store that had it on on every screen and over the loud speaker... it ruined my day.

Yeah no, that's not realy sounding like my kind of movie.

haha very good for you.

Nope, I haven't.
I dunno man. The thing is, no matter how bad a movie is, I can usually at least get through it. I had to turn it off after twenty minutes.

Eh i guess I can understand, the beginning scenes with the dad and everything were cheesy as hell.

Manos: The Hands of Fate.

I have the MST3K version on vhs and every time I watch it, I can't help but think, "What the FUCK is going on here?"

how could I forget Manos!?

That movie is so epically bad and confusing, that I could almost understand if someone thought it was good XD.

Well maybe not... but in its own way it is classic.

everything about this film is so bad that it's almost funny

Epic Movie.

Yes, yes - now we're getting somewhere.

Before I went all bohemian and elitist with my fancy music and obscure art, I was into all those neo-Karate Kid-esque beat 'em up movies where the good guy comes good in the end (after a sequence of intense training and inspirational music) and wins the day.....

Another Van Damme film

It's a BIG shit :

Worst than all the japonese versions.

I walked out of American Pie 2. I feel so embarrased telling anyone I was at that but it was free and the other film was sold out.

Manos is awesome. It's dark and mysterious. It has a really interesting tone and the free jazz soundtrack is good. A genuinely creepy film -- yes, it is technically bad, but it's far more interesting to watch than something like ARMAGEDDON.

oh man, armageddon was AWFUL. the worst thing i've seen in the last few years was the fantastic four film.

Best movie ever. It features Kylie Minogue!

Movies I have walked out of bbecause of immense suck ASS


This movie was like a fairy tale made up by retarted children for lobotomized adults. Fucking horrible waste of time.


and then there is Gymkata

YES! That film was like an after school special, on TV! It was so fucking horrible!

I very nearly walked out of the cinema during Freddie vs Jason. But I think The Matrix II is probably the worst I've seen in a long time. Although not the worst, Death Proof had me getting increasingly irritated the more I watched it.

the wall is pretty bad. i can't watch it anymore.

Black Hawk Down

This was complete utter toss.

FTW:

I actually sat through the whole thing for a drinking game with a couple of friends. It wasn't even so bad it was good. It was just AWFUL.

I have not even heard of that one!!!!