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pokkeherrie 06.05.2008 04:30 AM

Juggalo baby funeral...
 
This is a bit, er... weird. Probably the weirdest thing you'll read this morning and I don't know if I really should make this thread about it.

But anyway, like the title says... Juggolo baby funeral:

http://www.electrical.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=35832


 



mother calls into a radio show to tell her story and inquire about free merch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA

sarramkrop 06.05.2008 04:35 AM

Gosh.

pokkeherrie 06.05.2008 04:37 AM

I'm lost for words as well.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 06.05.2008 04:48 AM

jesus.

Danny Himself 06.05.2008 04:49 AM

I like how they admit "this is so fucked up".

pokkeherrie 06.05.2008 07:03 AM

Nobody in the mood for making dead-baby jokes then?


Aren't we a civilised bunch of people.

ZEROpumpkins 06.05.2008 07:13 AM

What's the difference between a dead baby juggalo and a Ferrari?

atsonicpark 06.05.2008 07:13 AM

Yeah I already saw this. Even though it's sad the baby died, it probably wouldn't have lived a healthy lifestyle anyway (for starters, instead of drinking formula or breast milk, the baby would be forced to drink Faygo).

I thought I was desensitized to everything and nothing could shock me -- and this doesn't SHOCK me, but it does repulse me.

ZEROpumpkins 06.05.2008 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Yeah I already saw this. Even though it's sad the baby died, it probably wouldn't have lived a healthy lifestyle anyway (for starters, instead of drinking formula or breast milk, the baby would be forced to drink Faygo).

EPIC LOL

pbradley 06.05.2008 07:31 AM

Too bad the kid never got the chance to grow up and rebel her goose-stepping clown parents. Probably would have grown up in a lot of trouble with such an extreme upbringing.

floatingslowly 06.05.2008 09:00 AM

oh for fuck's sake. if I had known that juggalo clowns carried rayguns and space helmets, I might have been tempted to join up.

narrowly escaped that one, I did.

Rob Instigator 06.05.2008 09:11 AM

to each their own.

to me this is no differnt than a catholic burial,. or a pentecostal freak out
or a cremation, or whatever.

funerals are for the lviing and if this allows the parents even a small bit of comfort in their grief, then so what?

I wanta sonic funeral. I have already state dthis

my funeral will be everyone sitting down and forced to listen to the Diamond Sea in it's 20 minute entirety.
then they can go get loaded.

it is in my will, you know.

pbradley 06.05.2008 09:18 AM

I wish I was a lot more versed in poetry. I think a poetry reading of select poems would be an excellent funeral for myself.

floatingslowly 06.05.2008 09:32 AM

I want The Raveonettes entire discography played (with volume knobs up to 11) at my funeral.

BYOB

attire optional

greedrex 06.05.2008 09:36 AM

what the fuck.
excuse me but this is ridiculous.
whichever community that is.
communities suck anyway.
where is yr self-esteem godamnit

Rob Instigator 06.05.2008 09:44 AM

self-esteem is over-rated

floatingslowly 06.05.2008 09:45 AM

^^ obvious Juggalo.

Rob Instigator 06.05.2008 10:05 AM

^
^
^
Obvious Faygo

Everyneurotic 06.05.2008 10:30 AM

yeah, i saw this.

my mysanthropic side says good fucking riddance, genetically, that kid was a fucking moron and we have gotten rid of another maggot...shit, maggots are slipknot fans!!! sorry...sorry.

on the other hand, it is a life that has been lost and that could have done good to itself and the world, that it's parents were dumbfucks doesn't necessarily mean the kid would have been one and that's a shame. in that respect, i feel sorry for them.

but these shitheads are asking for free shit and making it a big deal? fuck them!! they got what they deserved, too bad it was at the cost of an innocent third person.

the most shocking thing about this to me was to find out juggalos still existed. icp are still together? do they still have a record deal?

Lamont Cranston 06.05.2008 04:56 PM

what worries me is that this means the Juggalos are breeding

Derek 06.05.2008 05:04 PM

Juggalos are a joke.

Insane Clown Posse are a joke.

Cantankerous 06.05.2008 05:06 PM

well whatever. a bit bizarre but i don't care. do as you will.

i'm having my ashes shot up into space so i can't rly talk shit about juggalo funerals.

MellySingsDoom 06.05.2008 05:06 PM

The parents of the deceased come across as right pikeys. Having said that, mocking the death of a new-born child is really beyond contempt. So ner.

Rob Instigator 06.05.2008 05:10 PM

underground juggalo
they had a contest for best juggalo booty
 

MellySingsDoom 06.05.2008 05:14 PM

Rob I: Have you ever seen any Clown Porn? Seriously fucked up - and funny!

Rob Instigator 06.05.2008 05:17 PM

nope!

o'connor 06.05.2008 05:17 PM

icp fans creep me out.

Cantankerous 06.05.2008 05:18 PM

haha clown porn is so great

MellySingsDoom 06.05.2008 05:19 PM

I dunno, ICP fans I would feel as being pretty harmless really. For real evil, look at the Norwegian Black Metal scene in the early 90's.

MellySingsDoom 06.05.2008 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
haha clown porn is so great


I nearly cried myself dry with laughter when I saw some.

Everyneurotic 06.05.2008 05:33 PM

juggalos are among the most stupid people in the world. insane clown posse really attract the stupidiest of the stupid to their fan base.

and stupidity is dangerous.

Cantankerous 06.05.2008 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
I nearly cried myself dry with laughter when I saw some.

haha so did i

how anyone could possibly find that arousing or get off on that or whatever is even funnier

MellySingsDoom 06.05.2008 05:50 PM

"Mmm, so you like my big clown cock, do ya?" :D

Seriously, for me, clown sex = John Wayne Gacy, Argh!

Cantankerous 06.05.2008 05:52 PM

hahaha oh shit

floatingslowly 06.05.2008 06:19 PM

fap fap

yr the man now, dog.

MellySingsDoom 06.05.2008 06:26 PM

Kinko will be gettin plenty of lovin' in prison, that's for sure! Still. he's no match for the Killer Klown himself.

the ikara cult 06.05.2008 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
my funeral will be everyone sitting down and forced to listen to the Diamond Sea in it's 20 minute entirety.
then they can go get loaded.


I have a feeling it is not just me and you who have made this plan.
Lets all die on the same day and combine speakers in a big park, it will be epic

atsonicpark 06.05.2008 06:36 PM

"I stick my nuts in your soup -- GLOOP!" - ICP

Silent Dan Speaks 06.05.2008 09:35 PM

My town does (or used to) have the highest concentration of Juggalos in the world (so I've been told at least). Still, I never thought I'd see something this fucking stupid.

Prisstina 06.05.2008 10:20 PM

pictures of open caskets on myspace always creep me out.



once i saw a myspace picture of a very slippery-looking prematurely-born infant. dead, i'm assuming.


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