I'm so embarassed...
 

I'm out in public with socks and sandals.

:(

my legs and feet are so sunburned I can't put on shoes.

surely my injury warrants this unfashionable attire, but I feel like people in this town are staring at me.

:(

Eyesore!

Yr scorn burns worse than the sun.

you have just joined the ranks of uncool asians and white, middle-aged suburban businessmen

don't the socks hurt, too?

thanks dave....

And the socks make it bearable to even wear the sandals. We have been driving since 10am and are still not home. All I want to do is ice down my dogs.

I blame vampirism.

they will keep staring until you take your socks off and show them the fucking pus coming out of your freakingly disgusting burnt feet, and then they will ask you to show it again.
you know how circus works.

my dad does that all the time, but he also wears hawaiin shirts all the time too. how did yr feet get burned? that's never happened to me before.

ewwww...shame!

lucky for you, socks and sandals are the new vintage adidas. just ask the hipsters.

socks and sandals are for hippies.

I spent the whole day on a south Texas beach and figured that staying in the shade would be sufficient (there were man-hungry creatures in the water).

somewhere between 2pm and 4 beers, the sun conspired against my shaded feet.

Hey where did you find that picture of the circus with all that weird shit? Is that from anything? It's awesome!

I dont know how people like you can live with yourselves. how dare you show yourself in public!

oh and icepacks will help btw.

People wearing socks and sandals tend to be looking very adventurous and dangerous.

Go for it, Tiger.

how did you manage to sunburn your feet?

Sheer idiocy.

Is it just me that has warmed to floatingslowly because of this thread?

There's something about stupidity that I find endearing.

i just want to pop those so bad

that's a Residents album.

floating, you'd be better off saying you burnt them doing this :

leave your feet out in the burning sun for a few hours and report back.

i once severely burnt the backs of my legs after snorkling in greece.

i unfortunately do not tan. i only burn, peel, and turn white again.

i don't really burn, i go brown, not that i ever sunbathe though, i get prickley heat like crazy

is that terribly painful because it looks like it would be
i've gotten what's called "sun poisoning" which is absolutely no fun

i don't sunbathe because there's no point in doing so, it will only make me age faster

prickly heat doesn't look like much but it itches like hell

well i'm sure is mega-ugly but at least it's sanitary

the socks will catch any spores you shed & soak in the oozing pus.

i say man up & embrace the uncoolness.

Have I ever pretended to be something other than stupid??

Ps: nice avatar. I'm rolling with flipflops now.

and after a night of cold towels and sooth-o-caine, I'm no longer fire-engine red.

I hate the sun, I'm a child of the night. I hope that big yellow bastard explodes soon.

The sun is an accursed yellow orb of misery.
The pictures in this thread are grossing me out hXc.
I would rather look at autopsy photos or decaying roadkill.

I occasionally dream of the sun exploding and turning the whole planet into a Pompei-style site.

What do you care about fashion, anyway? You're a robot.

that was easy

the sun is a mass of incandescent gas.....

hi burned toes.

keep them socks on, wear yr socks and sandals
who gives a fuck?
punk rock means never having to apologize for yr shitty outfits.

all I know is that I'd rather look at a sock any day than anyone's fucking toes and ugly feet

Maybe so, but your TMBG reference has upped the objectionable content of this thread a thousandfold.

Rob, if I ever meet you and you're wearing flip flops, I'll stomp on your flip-flopped feet with gusto. Punk rock style.

carcass!!!!!!!!!

i do not wear flip flops! Them shits hurt the sensitive tender skin between my big toe and the second toe!

Does that mean I can dress exactly like a hippy and still be punk to the core? Yes!!

actually, it's pretty easy to get second or even third degree burns from sun exposure and lot's blisters filled with puslike fluid.

yes

This here

is the single most UN-PUNK outfit you can have

and in the case of flotz, even release spores (it's a survival mechanism when death is close)

Uniforms are not punk rock.