The official ALIEN ANAL and ZEROpumpkins chat thread
 

Hey man, what's doing?

your a dork zero
i dont think this is a good idea

It will work dammit.

no it won't. i just broke it

Dammit Dave, read the title.

Dan and I were plotting this over msn and you had to ruin it. Granted he told me not to do it :D

i always willingly thrust myself upon the lives of aussies

So basically that's not hijack but hack if I understood well

There will be no thrusting of any kind in the vicinity of this Aussie!

Magic Fingers is an Aussie?

That's right Sydney Boy, I'm from Melbourne.

Can't ya tell from my accent?

Pfft Sydney owns you guys. I can't live anywhere in Australia except here.

Let's put shrimp on the Barbie.

We call em prawns here.

Yeah I know, dahling.

Erm.... I didn't mean 'Sydney Boy' in a Melbourne vs. Sydney - who kicks who's arse - context.

My best friend is from Sydney and I always call him Sydney Boy. It's a term of endearment.

Anyway, what's this about you not being able to live anywhere outside of Sydney? Is that like a court order or something?

Sup Zero, Sup alien anal.

Sup derek

sup marty whats going down?

Not too much right now. Tired but have to stay up because i'm chatting with some girl on msn named Debra.....

thats funny im chatting to some guy on msn called marty? but he keeps on brbing and things of that sort

Oh is his last name peploe? That guy is a dick.

yeah and he is leaving AGAIN!!

Is "Chat" Australian slang for mutual mastrubation?

deb we shouldve hooked up when i was in sydney

what's going on in here?

I had ALIEN ANAL on msn once, I don't know why I don't anymore, I never blocked him.

CONSPIRACY.

that's fantastic!

how was he derek?

Delicious.

orly?

lol, dave reminds me of dan so much.

we are like brothers

BUMPIT, just to say that I think "Dork Zero" would be a great band name, wouldn't it? Eh

Hahahaha why'd you bump this thread?

Because I think "Dork Zero" would be a great band name, I said.