Where will you go when you die?
 

The Lord is a Monkey

State funeral or a pauper's grave. But most likely just another middle class name in a middle class field of middle class worm food.

Answer: obscurity

bones chapel.

Hey, did you see this on that architecture program recently?

I'll go into some kind of furnace.

God's relaxed over the years, anything goes.

thats the place in czech rep yeah?

where will i go???? in a coffin!

I wouldn't mind working in a crematorium. I should maybe look into that.
I really don't care what happens to my body upon its expiration.

the crematorium.

I hate the idea of being buried.

I saw photos of a corpse being sexually disrespected on a autopsy table once.

You meant to say "selflessly giving immense pleasure to an overjoyed fetishist," right?

explain

Yeah, what was Bohemia.

aren't you gonna be dead? me myself, I ascribe to the philosophy that death is an illusion of the flesh, something we have all just accepted as inevitable. the question is why? and I dont me in some artsy-religious idea, I mean truly, honestly, sincerely, why? Have any of you ever genuinelly challenged the concept of death and dying with your very existence? If you can feel and know a good meal, or a good orgasm, or a good drug, or a good laugh, why not apply this skill of perception towards the concept of death and dying? just a thought.

I wanna go to the place that's the best.

Kill.
You.

thats so cute, i tried to rep you, but it wouldn't let me.


i have thought about it, but it scares the shit outta me, so i don't think about it.

Corpses don't have a self to be selfless with.

Either way, it was sanity poison.

Cremated. Ashes dumped into the Atlantic.

in the ocean!?, but thats where the fishes live!

Okay? Should I choose a place that doesn't have living things? My 2nd choice is having my ashes left in an urn in the middle of the desert.

Surely you mean subscribe rather than ascribe?


Actually most people accept that there is something after death, as most people are religious.

I've done it, there's nothing there. There's just the death.

ha ha, it was a joke. It made me laugh. The ocean scares me, i want to be scattered on the mountains that over look the sea in California somewhere.

Yeah, I laughed too. I should have put more detail. The cold Atlantic, like New England or Europa. I hate the hot part of the Atlantic.

I'd like to go to a place called Heaven, which is a cozy room with overstuffed cushions and the best stereo system imaginable. Every Rolling Stones LP ever pressed, official or bootleg, is there, along with all my other favorite albums. There's also an infinite (naturally) supply of Three Floyds Alpha King pale ale.

Nope, none of that, apparently there's the Sound Of Music twice an hour and Jaws 1, 2, and 3 and it's Christmas every day.

The Black Lodge?

Nope, not to the Heaven I'm going to. Enjoy yours, though, if that's really what you want.

in heaven everything is fine

The best thing about Heaven is you get to make it into whatever you want. You get the best interior designers in the universe. God told me so.

Okay, then only the Kim Deal voiced version of "In Heaven" can be played, not the Black Francis version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWOGLM8gWbM

The original version is so superior to the Pixies' cover.

I wont go to heaven where the angels fly..

no, I believe I meant ascribe [2.to attribute or think of as belonging, as a quality or characteristic]. I think that even religious people and especially people who profess a belief in afterlife, have never actually attempted to perceive this belief and get their mind and experience around it, so that as we Rasta say, "Who feels it knows it y'all"

That's kind of creepy for my afterlife among the feeshes.

how am i going to go anywhere when i'm dead?

as for burials, i would hope that my remains be be planted straight on the ground. i used to have the idea of a cannibal barbeque, new guinea style, but there are health concerns.

on the other hand, cremation contributes to global warming in a big way.

the mayas had the right idea planting corn on burial grounds. reuse/recycle. since i don't see corn as sacred, maybe some tomatos and basil in my case.

similarly, i'm sure potheads would love to be smoked by their friends in the afterlife.

Well, you go places when you're alive, don't you? Why not when you're dead, too?

because "you" are not "there" to "go"?

what is the place for things that don't exist?