Where the hell is gmku?
 

Oh, wait a minute. Here the hell I am.

yes, but-- where?

Here. In a cyber box.

yes, but-- where is that?

south carolina

yes, but-- where is that?

east of the mississippi ... south of north carolina, before you hit the drug cartels in florida

It's nowhere, man. Nowheresville. Can ya dig?

dig? dig where??

man! you're getting cabin fever dude, i know you live in west carolihoma or whatever hick town but i'm sure you'll have at least a a good place to take a walk for an hour or two.

seriously, get out man!

not funny
next

This thread is more gay than the Sahara desert or a packet of prawn cocktail crisps. That gay.

Sorry gmku, but repeat threads are a young man's sport.

And by that I mean leave the capricious foolishness to we who don't know any better. We need you to wave your cane.

What about my freak flag, man? I can wave that, too, right? And wave it high, man, gonna wave it high.

gmku, you need to get laid.

Come on, bring it on, all you fuckers. Bring on your gmku attacks! gmku can take whatever you dish out.

sideways haircut, striped shirt, plastic shoes, funny sunglasses, Air Force parka, Vespa scooter, British flag, mod ska dancing, mohawk, gnarly thrash boots, skateboard, Circle Jerks

Why do I always get subscribed to threads without my acknowledgment?

Live Senile Nervous Breakdown

Watch this space every day from 1:00 pm.*



*some readers might find this sorry human spectacle a bit disturbing.

I wrote this poem.

it's called Ode to Gay.

it goes like this:

it's you
it's you
it's GMKU

(it's hard to get the full impression without the pink feather boa).

Hey, when Thurston originally penned, "It's the mayhem, it's the mayhem" as the chorus part for "Pattern Recognition" was he thinking of "Project Mayhem" from Fight Club, you think?

Anyway, glad they changed the lyrics.

Like this?

What the hell!?...

^^^ he does, too

I wrote a song about a person in need of a haircut. It's called ''You Ought To Cut Your Hair Soon, Young Man''. Do you want a little preview?

yes, please. :)

personally, I have no intention of cutting my hair again (so soon), but I can live vicariously through yr lyrics.

is that the song that goes bu bu dun bu bu dun bu bu dun dun???




you sick bastard. that's not GMKU. that guy is showing his face.

Bingo!

Are you sure flotz, he is partially covering his face.

All I can say is, while I'm guilty of thread duplication and even creating some dumb threads and saying stupid things, at least, from all the evidence presented here, I know my mind is not nearly as diseased as that of all the rest of you.

Poor sick bastards.

calm down, old man.

he called B13, not C13.

now please stay silent until you have an entire line marked off.

No, he called CVB.

Human spectacle? You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, young man.

Oh stop it, you are being controversial now.

I've really gone over the top. Sorry.

Kind of. Tell me what you think:



It's a brand new day for you
You ought to cut your hair, it's true

LALALA HAIR LALALA CUT YOUR HAIR LALALA


It is late in the day
And I wanted to say


LALALALA YOU OUGHT TO CUT YOUR HAIR, YOUNG MAN LALALALA

YOU OUGHT TO CUT YOUR HAIR, YOUNG MAN

LALALALA



So, what do you think?

Poet of the century.

Maybe it would help if I increased my mobility. I should call The Scooter Store. Today.

sublime