so what the fuck just happened?
 

Basically, I saw this picture of this girl I like in my year, right, so I completely freaked out because she looks about a million times different than she does in school leaving me like zero chances with her.


fuck, I'm really pissed off and I'm fucking sick of everything that's happening around me right now.


phew, just wanted to get that off me.

You worry me.

"ah shit, what the fucks happenin, what the fucks goin on!.... " jules

ahh man, I shot Marvin in the face." vincent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec-8mD_BhrU

Well, at least now you know you probably never had a chance...

thanks for summarizing my whole week :o

thats the spirit.

that very scene has been confusing those who get my voicemail for weeks now... my absolute favorite.

this thread = not next level

don't be so insecure, dude

God, I love Pulp Fiction.

buzzo, be realistic and get with an ugly chick.

pussy.

that reminds me, what is the legitimate, standard english term for "pussy"?

I have been trying to figure it out for years, but I can not think of one!

standard english?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unmkX15AeN8

!@#$%! has a hard drive full of saved youtube videos.

I'm confused. Where did you see this picture? Did you think you had a chance with the photographic image, or the real one; i.e., which was better looking?

You are a bit odd. You were probably defeated to begin with.

'I shot marvin in the face'

Johnny Thunders on the stereo and some beers. If no JT, New York Dolls or the Stooges. Volume, ie loudness, is critical. So is getting drunk but not so drunk you puke. Catharthis, man. Then forget about her. If you can't, then more loud music, more alcohol.

Repeat as necessary.

It's happened to the best of us.

If it makes you feel any better Dustin, I'm in the friend zone with every fucking girl I know. The amount of times I've heard "I only like you as a friend" or "You're such a great friend" is more than you've whacked off to porn.

well at least you take it like a man instead of whining like a pathetic little bitch cowering in a corner.

really, if you're going to fail (i mean buzzo), please have the dignity to fail spectacularly. go and grope her, get bitchslapped, live to tell, ok? i swear i'd kick your ass if i was within distance. for fucks sakes. dare to be ridiculed for the right reasons.

"Accidentally" fall into her bosom area.

Superman that ho.

if she is out of your league
then why do u want her?

unless she has said something about how your a shitty shit shit and she is awesome dude then stop putting your self down

Those who aren't sure should type "Superman" into urban dictionary. Go on, I dare you.

You'll never know until you've tried Buzzo, just go for it man. Give it a shot and tell us what happened.

this board gets sprinkled off with more flavor every day.

Pics or she didn't happen.

No seriously, I've been in the same fuckin scenario a dozen of times.
If you think you've got enough hot friends, then go for it. If she says no, then you'll probably be happy anyway for trying.

Buzzo wouldn't be able to handle jail time if he did that.

Buzzo would do well in Serbian jail though.

Aww, why so slack to Dustin?

this thread sucks

i shouldnt have posted it