Get off the internet
 

i'll see you in the street :D

ha ha ha, i'm quoting le tigre, i know, sue me, but it's friday evening here and the sun is fucking brilliant and i am going to go sit outside and drink beer and bump into flesh-made humans.

come on, even the board is fucking up and trying to give you a hint

adios bitches! may you be happy and enjoy your weekend!

STFU!!!!111

i enjoyed my whole day, two hours of which i spent on the phone speaking entirely en francais.

it's going to fucking rain tonight, a 90% chance of it i believe and it's only about 55 degrees out so i shall be spending the evening indoors somewhere

but when it's nice outside i'll go to the park with my friends and smoke weed in the grass

blah blah blah. STFU.

fuck off and play now.

What does STFU mean? I'm not up on internet speak.

Cantankerous: est-ce que tu parle francais pour amusant ou tu etudie? je suis un zoo, j'aime les bieres. Je pense les bieres sont aller a la plage avec les orang-utans beaucoup fait avec les chemises.

je suis bete

en effet, je parle francais, bien que pas tres bien.

hey biffbot. you tried but you lost. i hope you had a contingency PARCE QUE TU NE PENSE PAS AVEC LES PRES DES ANANAS
now the wolves

i remember juice box fights. the clever ones planted whole boxes and stomped on them. the rest of us squirted haplessly. but soon i quit and played football. i was the WR nobody wanted to cover. this translated into a grade school record of successful first downs. fuck new york,

i went outside in the morning, it was fucking hot; i napped in the afternoon and thought about going across the street to starfucks but i decided not to.

besides, i'm going out tomorrow night.

I'm going clubbing tonight, gonna get ready, need to take a shower. Tomorrow I have a family dinner, maybe hang out with the lover boy. Sunday, work and relax.

i'm having my roots bleached tomorrow (exciting...)
and i was forced to jump on the bed in 5 inch platform shoes which resulted in a twisted ankle which is very painful

that's hawt.

It was a cold day today in San Francisco (California cold, before any of you macho masochists start yammering on about a "real man's" cold). I still went out to take care of graduation stuff. But a cup of tea and the laptop was dandy enough. Also watched Dune, the series (well, really only the end half of the series).

Also I only checked the forum once today and saw the "Bush is an idiot" thread and left. Ha ha. Fucking A, people.

There's a revolving door in this place?

I'm not into complaining when the boards bore me, I just peace out and wait till later to snoop it out again.

That made me laugh though.

i just deleted myspace, so that counts as something. even though i still have two bands that i can log in to. the shitty thing is i lost my myspace tracker that actually worked. i'm slowly trying to cut down on all the sites i go to on the internet though.

I <3 to delete.

Have I mentioned I drank a lunchbox?

omg surfrock

and now...we must dance.

touch my labia. The anus is on you to do boob-girl.

I like pretty girls.

I know that's mean, by fuck I done want her.

Saddle up.

That's not right.

Shall we?

I don't know if I've posted a picture, by I've been known to take a picture of my nuts.

Touch
my
labia greg.

My name's not greg, how are you today girlgun?

are you going to cry about it?

One more robot.

Who the fuck keeps playing the flaming lips? <--thats me

You didn't answer my question girlgun, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

omg there's two orange guys.

There's spunk on my purse.

That makes me laugh.

Glad to see you had a wonderful day.

there's a 3:1 ratio on the shirtless guy coming out of
the bathroom.

Where the fuck is 720?

Where the hell
did my beer go?

The stripper girl
is wearing a sweater-skirt.

Put yr raygun to my head.

Shirtless dude just went back to the john.

I'd havento sit in the passenger seat

Seriously.

Put yr spaceface next to me.

I thnk I just saw long duck dong.

people wont you listen now? Sing along.

wow

haha. this is why the kids are the kids.

Oh non!

I had fun on friday, I went to a club and danced my ass off. I danced with one of my friend's friends. I had to push him away, because he was kissing me on my neck. Now I have him on mahspace. Saturday, had a small family dinner, then I went and hanged out with my boyfriend, and spent the night thurr. Today I worked, and am about to start studying.