Your favorite STD
 

I just want to thank atsonicpark for the idea behind this one. He deserves all the credit.

Prostate cancer. Cuz, if you don't fuck enough, you might just get it. Or if you fuck a ton, you might still get it. But fucking apparently helps in the not getting it department.

Crabs

These threads are really anything BUT funny.

They're not better meant to be funny. They're meant to be educational and informative, and occasionally entertaining.

syphilis is making a big come back.

They're called STI's now, not STD's anymore. There's a little bit of information for you.

Hahahahahaha

The musical STI we all know and love: The Clap

there you've got it!

i caught those in the amazon jungle!

a condom will not save you.

but they are easy to kill, so that's gotta be my favorite std.

i can't get the crabs :D

What? How come?

guess

Oh I'm an idiot.

Chlamydia sound so nice I think I'll name my daughter that Chlamydia...

I used to be really into chlamydia until they sold out. Now everyones got it.

FUCK TIMING. I was going to post a picture of a guy mowing a lawn.

Exactly, sarramkrop. I find these threads boring. But I'm boring cuz they're boring. vbmenu_register("postmenu_557497", true);

I prefer venereal disease but I thought best to compromise.

the clap has more songs written about it.

what about hemorrhoids?

Shouldn't they be called assterhoids...

Oh, c'mon, why the self-hate?

Chlamydia is the only one I've had, and so my basis for personal comparison is small. Given it was only mildly irritating, and easily killed by antibiotics, I'd definitely pick that one though. Everything else is much scarier and/or nastier.

i've never actually had an std
well if you don't coujnt that hepatitis which was an internal infection which i'm over now anyway

Anyone here seen the classic "Sex Madness" film? A priceless piece of 1930's exploitative scaremongering nonsense warning against pre-marital sex, which also includes blink-and-you'll-miss-'em scenes of actual tertiary syphilis cases.

Not as cool as pubic lice on the FUCKING EYELASHES!!


Look at 'em go!

oh. my. god.

I think the real question should be, how did they get there?

Lash fucking.

"Yeah, flick those lashes across my clit!"

do you think you can train public lice like you can fleas?

I'd pay to watch a pubic lice circus.

What I want to know is whether or not one can beat the Axis with crabs.

I suggest you make it yr mission to find out.

1. get crabs (if you don't have them already)
2. buy looser pants (crabs need to breathe and can't in yr typical uniform of leather under-roos).
3. buy map (to find AXIS).
4. ????? (??????)
5. profit (bright ideas).

the only std i've ever had is a cold.

AIDS. It's kind of the underdog these days and overlooked,I like that.

ring of fire should be used in a preperation H commercial

SHE GOT THE JACK!

hahahaha, i think there's a van halen song called "fire in the hole".

Classic