Can You be a Metrosexual/Heterosexual...
 

Can you be one of them? I know I can't.

so, are you confirming that metrosexuality is bridge between straight and gaydom??

No, I am saying the line between gay and straight is a blur.

I just don't know how to jump into this one...

Are you saying you are a female metrosexual?

this is shocking fucking news.

what this means is that men who use expensive beauty products are, in fact, a little bit gay.

wow. I plan to bust balls with this one.

what about makeup?

So any time I may shave anything, I'm a bit more gay??

oh most definitely.

and if you shave yr whole body....

it's called being european.

Especially your ass, because, as we all know, that's pretty womanly.

If only.

What if it is more for comfort than aesthetics? It can become quite a tangling jungle down there, yah know.

TMI

unless you're welsh.

i get a full body wax, even my head and eyebrows. it's pretty gnary.

yeah, but the welsh talk funny. that's kinda gay.

I thought you said Gary.

you know a welsh guy named Gary?

I know a lot of guys named Gary. My manager Gary looks like this guy.

Robert Plant didn't sang Let me wander in your garden for no reason.

No. I'm gayer than AIDS.

i cannot bring myself to shave my genitals

I am posting in this thread.
Draw your own conclusions.

Y'know, I didn't believe you could possible be going out with a genuine Englishman until this post.

I say Englishman, you said he was from Manc, so it's a bit tenuous, what with it being a different world up there, whole 'nother language, speaks praaper funnee up there mind.

England, the world's greatest third world country.

I'm sorry Rob, I can't hear very well from over here - did you just say "Thankyou for teaching America how to blow up little brown people and giving us a language to ruin and giving us the idea of culture but not the mental capacity to apply it so we only come up with genuinely terrible sitcoms such as fucking Seinfeld"? Sounded a lot like it to me.

hahahah! You know yr country's on the downhill slope! no manufacturing, no natural exports, 14% of the population on the dole, you still have a goddamn QUEEN FOR JEEZIE CHRIZIE'S SAKE!!!!
If it wern't for the endless ass sucking the US does to keep it's shiny yet politically and militarily impotent country as it's bestest buddy ally, what would you have left?


(don;t mind me man I am just dead sick of hearing about these fucking royal family members and their goddamn ridiculosu exploits on the morning evening and daytime news here in the USA> The fuckers make me sick and the sooner they are all dead and buried the better your country will be, I PROMISE.

Instead of spending 75 MILLIOna year supporting them inbred cocksmears your parliament should use that to jump start your fucked up economy.).

Hey no speaking of Royal people, unless they are metrosexuals.

Metrosexual = tool that is trying way too hard to be accepted by women.

Thank you

HA!

Very much so. There are a few companies that employ exclusively straight working class dudes to have sex with each other. It's not too strange for a straight man to fumble about with gay dudes either, and that doesn't make them gay.

I think you were looking for the "would you have gay sechs for $$$" thread (see post below).

this one is about GMKU.

you promised. :(

I was looking for Kegmama's thread where what I've posted belongs to.

Yes, sorry kegmama. You guys and your mock-threads!

Pot/kettle.