on hiatus.
 

this forum has ceased to entertain me lately/you've all been writing twaddle/i can't be bothered/etc
see you space cowboys.

OMG! RLY!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cantankerous again.

you wont leave. No one does.

i get bored, but they pulll me baaaack in!

did she really get repped for saying that? haha odd

maybe you should catch aids and come back and tell us about it cantankerous, then we will have something interesting to talk about

you have all done nothing but prove my point.
adios amigos.

Bye.

NO CANTANKEROUS DONT GO!!!

Bye, cunt. Thanks for adding to the twaddle with more twaddle.

lol... bush. cunt. twaddle with more twaddle. mmmm, lovely....

whats it gonna take to bring u back lily? anal will post pics of his ass im pretty sure... if u ask nicely

This forum was without twaddle before? Because I thought this was its premise. "Gossip."

Apparently "Can't take" is too cool for sy school.

yeh ill do anything cantank..just please dont leave, your the only reason why i come on SYG

that's some hiatus! 2 whole hours. Like whoa.

Cantankerous: Never again, Swanney. I'm off the scag.
Swanney: Are you serious?
Cantankerous: Yeah, no more. I'm finished with that shite.
Swanney: Well, it's up to you, man.
Cantankerous: Gonna get it right this time. Gonna get it sorted out. Gonna get off it for good.
Swanney: I've heard that one before.
Cantankerous: The !@#$%! method?
Swanney: Well, it really worked for him, hey.
Cantankerous: Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.
Swanney: He knows a lot about Thurston Moore.
Cantankerous: That's hardly a substitute.
Swanney: You need one more post?
Cantankerous: No. I don't think so.


during which time:

Relinquishing sy gossip. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium, which I've already procured from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final post to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect......


*busts through door to use neighbor's computer*

All right all right, we've heard this before.

See you in couple of days' time.

wah wah wah. this place is sooo boring, im leaving. stupid internet forum. sad losers talikng shit. this place bores me. im leaving, closing my account. wah wah wah, yawn yawn yawn.


please! stop the bullshit!

she didnt say she was leaving... she said hiatus

Someone got their feelers hurt. Awww. Come back and tell us when someone dies.

i leave for a couple of days and this is what you do? now now... yes this place has been shitty lately. but no need to pile it on.




secret identity or something?

ok, sorry, my oversight. she will stopr posting here for a while and become one of the lurkers and then when we all start asking where she is she will return with a fanfaric thread named "i'm back" or something...... its old news.

dont get me wrong, i like cantankarous but this this-forum-is-boring-im-not-posting-here-anymore threads are as boring as the fact that people find this forum boring and start a thread about how boring this forum is..........................

anyway...

i will never understand why people do it.

they're so... tantrum like.

^^On that note, I am outta here! you guys are boring and shit! people keep dying of cancer!

you guys are making a bigger deal out of it than she is... its more of 'this is why you wont see me posting for a while', so we dont have to have 14 'wheres cantanky?' threads

don't let us stop you. please continue.



ha ha yes. like this one.

who gives a fuck, let's talk about faye valentine.

yeah.

is cantankerous faye valentine?

cankers seems to have been cryogenically preserved. she knows a lot about 60's & 70's music.

Not enough to know which Pink Floyd albums are the good ones.

maybe she got frozen in 1974?

--
gotta go have breakfast. enjoy your days.

Take care. Ciao.

Why does Cantankerous really think we care that much about what she thinks of us? She thinks she's freakin' Courtney Love, but what she doesn't realize is that even if she was, I STILL wouldn't care what she thought. But then again, just like Courtney, her self inflation has caused some to think she's actually worth caring about, hence the rep from M1rror Dash for her trash talking everybody here.

Yawn for the Courtney reference...

In addition Cantankerous has low self-esteem, contrary to what you think.

It is a good day to jam Out some music. Let's ROOCK.

I mean what you perceive as being a superiority complex actually reveals an inferiority complex.

Mornin Torn Curtain, Eat a pancake.

What ? :D

Nothing special. I just suggested you might want to eat a pancake. You know, breakfast dough in the frying pan. Eaten w/ maple syurp or whatever you want. Have some coffee with it.

to all of you cunts who shooed away our dear cankers (i'm not pointing to anyone in particular): a big hearty "fuck you".

but anyway. this talk of pancakes is making me hungry. maybe i should go get some.

maybe she shouldnt dish it if she can't take it?

And I think mr curtain is probably right.