Woody Allen's next movie
 

Scarlett Johansson
Penelope Cruz
Javier Bardem

There is a lesbian sex scene that Woody Allen aims to make one of the most erotic scenes in R rated movie history. Also there is going to be a threesome scene with the 3 mentioned above.


Scha wing Scha wing Schawing :D:D:D

yeh iv read about this a few days ago
wooo

Man, Woody Allen rules.

going to bring a whole new meaning to WOODY allen

a few drum hits then a cymbal crash for Alien Anal

Woody Allen if famous for the lack of sex in his movies, or at least nudity. Even "MatchPoint" didn't have it, even though Scarlett was still pretty sexy in it, this will be intresting, fuck the R, he should just make it NC-17 or Unrated.

i wonder if she'll be naked in this one or it'll cut right before you see anything during the sex scene.

when is the movie coming out?

I'm pretty psyched myself.

But then, I always am for his movies.

Part of me kind of wishes he'd appear in one again though.

so woody wants to be almodovar now? (penelope, lesbian scenes).

i bet there's going to be three tranies as well.

My sentiments exactly!

He was in scoop

I think the movie will be out this year or next. What I read is that the scene is going to be jawdropping and shockingly erotic. So I'd think that means we see em naked.

Has anyone seen his documentary Wild Man Blues?

I bought it ex-rental on vhs for like 50c. Great find.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141986/

FUCK YES

hey sway, i had a dream about you last night

Was it sexually explicit?

If so, get over it.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Norma J again.

it was kinda odd
you were running towards the room i was in with a girl on your back and you were naked, but you were running at an angle so that your ding dong was being hidden, and then u jumped into bed but i seen your balls and i laughed and said "haha dude i just seen your balls"

ok, i know you clarified by saying "at least nudity," but still... i don't think were talking about the same Woody Allen. the Woody Allen i know and love is famous for making movies about sex, even when they aren't.

Bananas:
Esposito: You have a chance to die for freedom.
Fielding Mellish: Yes, well, freedom is wonderful. On the other hand, if you're dead, it's a tremendous drawback to your sex life.

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask:
nuff said

Sleeper:
Miles Monroe: Perform sex? Uh, uh, I don't think I'm up to a performance, but I'll rehearse with you, if you like.
Luna Schlosser: Okay. I just thought you might want to; they have a machine here.
Miles Monroe: Machine? I'm not getting into that thing. I, I'm strictly a hand operator; you know, I, I... I don't like anything with moving parts that are not my own.

Love and Death:
Sonja: Oh don't, Boris, please. Sex without love is an empty experience.
Boris: Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Annie Hall:
Annie Hall: Well, have you ever made love high?
Alvy Singer: Me? No. I - I, you know, If I have grass or alcohol or anything, I get unbearably wonderful. I get too, too wonderful for words. I don't know why you have to get high every time we make love.







...i can understand yr confusion though, i don't think the Woody Allen i'm talking about has made any movies recently.

Yes, I was talking about sex scenes and nude scenes specifally. Yes, he does a lot of jokes and dialouge around sex. I don't think there is any movie of his where he didn't do jokes about sex. I just don't recall ever seeing a sex scene. They are saying these scenes are sexually explict in nature. That implies nudity.

...of course yr right. graphic depiction of sex is not the same as obsessive jokes about sex. it was just a very round about way of saying, if i wanted to see graphic sex, i'd get a porn flick... but a line like


Sperm #1: I'm not getting shot out of that thing. What if he's masturbating? I'm liable to end up on the ceiling.


is just priceless, and i haven't laughed out loud at anything he's done since 1983.

i did at bullets over broadway. great fun.

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also--
mighty aphrodite
small time crooks (really funny, underrated i think)
deconstructing harry (had its great moments)

bullets over broadway was the last movie of his i enjoyed and it was funny, but it was no zelig or bananas. i stopped watching after deconstructing harry.

...i enjoyed wild man blues, but it wasn't a "woody allen movie" it was a documentary about him made by someone else.

mother fuck, when i saw zelig, it was in a big screen, some arthouse show, and i laughed so fucking hard, and for so long, i had bellyaches, i must have turned blue.

the subsequent viewings weren't as funny for some reason. they lacked the joys of asphyxia.

anyway if you like his goofy shit try small time crooks-- it's very goofy. great characters too. then there's the story--whatever--that's not where its strengths are and i think that's why it hasn't been properly appreciated.

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ps gotta go crash/ big day tomorrow

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There were some pretty hot sex scenes in Match point, but you don't really see anything.

I loved Deconstructing Harry. I love his sister who thinks he is a self-loathing jew.

Doris: You have no values. With you its all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.
Harry Block: Hey, in France I could run for office with that slogan, and win!

Burt: Do you care even about the holocaust, or do you think it never happened?
Harry Block: Not only do I know that we lost 6 million, but the scary thing is that records are made to be broken

Harry Block: What? You have air-conditioning in Hell?
The Devil: Sure! Fucks up the ozone layer!

Harry Block: Tradition is the illusion of permanence.

The Devil: You ever fuck a blind girl?
Harry Block: No. That I never did.
The Devil: Oh, they're so grateful.

i think i should give it another chance, cause when it came out, i thought it was going to have more to do with derrida... i mean the main character's a writer... it could be perfect.

Freud would say, you are repressing your homosexuality.

yeah my boner rated that an almost ten. it would've rated it a ten if i got to at least see a nipple pop out.