When was the last time you had a nice buzz?
 

About half an hour ago!!!:confused:

From smoking teh cigarettes?

5 minutes ago.

I had my last buzzcut when I was 14 I think.

I smoked a bowl that gave me a nice buzz today...

my cell phone is always on vibrate, so i get buzzed all the time. i had a few beers last night, too.

Everytime I smoke weed now it fucks up my infection even more... So I haven't had a GOOD buzz in a few months :(

About 2-3 years ago.

a few months ago. i got really really REALLY stoned. i was seeing shit. egyptian statues and lasers and snakes and jackson pollock walls of light. my legs were 6 miles away. i couldn't tell if that was water or lemonade. i have the sneaking suspiscion that there was more than just weed in that bag. i got really paranoid after about an hour. that sucked.

yesterday

last weekend

Ha ha.....I shouldn't even be typing.

last weekend, 4 "jack and jills" and some "colombian marching powder"

if one knows what i mean

You mean the little fellas and the rich mans dandruff?

I haven't touched anything for a while me. I had a whiskey last night. It was shit though, so that doesn't count.

about five minutes ago i stuck a fork into a power point

ha ha, thats so funny, my mate calls them that, "the small fellas" i always thought he was the only one

i cant really remember.. 5 months ago or so. i dont get out much..

i never get nice buzzes, i just get paranoid and sick.

two weekends ago was real nice, some good bourbon and beers and a very special imported brazilian herb.

I hate those claims of ingesting intoxicating substances that sound like bragging. So, consider this more of an admonition.

I had a work function on Tuesday that was a golf outing, so naturally this necessitated some serious alcohol consumption.

Ordinarily I don't drink much - I have a very low tolerance - so needless to say, this wasn't pretty. I vaguely recall soliciting funds for a children's charity in a lewd and inappropriate manner, and I may have awarded a $5,000 prize for a fictitious hole in one.

The crowning moment was lodging a golf cart in a sandpit. I assure you, it was quite the production to get it removed. I am still finding sand in unspeakable places.

Party with care, children.

i love bragging about my high level of tolerance. why should'nt i? i spent years and loads of money getting it like that.

and i totally amaze all my "nancy" friends
oh yes, a must for any party me.

Few months ago.
Seriously, hang-overs suck.

Oh really? Everyone I know calls 'em that. 'Regretamine' is my favourite colloquiallism, I'm sure you can guess what that is.

mmmmmmm yes, it took a little time but i'm a bit thick like that.. on sunday mornings i often have a few "regretamine's" of my own i tell ya!

I was so fucked up last night....30 pack and fifth of Yager. Jesus.

Last night of some cheap Bourbon & a hit of weed!!

God knows, I'm living an almost teetotal lifestyle right now. Not through choice mind.

Those of you who read, memorise and concern yourself with every last detail of my posts (which, given my brilliance, must be at least all of you) will probably have showed concern at the shit whiskey I've been drinking of late - well, an exciting development: it goes quite splendidly with apple juice. While it is heretical to put such a thing with whiskey, this whiskey is so bad I could think of nothing better to do.

I'll give you a few minutes to write that in your logs of my posts.

monday. i had some jazz salt left over, so i did a couple of lines and had a wank. it wasn't as much fun as i thought it would be.

like a month ago. it was killed after the moron i was drinking with dropped the last bottle of beer to the ground.

how i got the buzz? beer, vodka, cognac, whiskey, cubic squares after cubic squares of cigarrette smoke and more beer.

I couple weeks ago I got really drunk (beer) and staggered into a brick wall, giving myself a little bump and sizeable gash on the side of my head. I didn't post for a few days after that. I didn't do much of anything.

Well, schools out so last night I had some Smirnoffs and some weed, good buzz, listenting to someone trying to leave a phone sex message on her boss/boyfriends answering machine with everyone cracking up, I wasn't buzzed, more like fucked up. Now I'm on 2 lortab 10's and some codeine and I'm buzzed. I hate posting stuff like this though cauze it makes me feel retarted but I still like talking about it. Sigh. Mabye a Newport will give me a buzz in a seceond.

Ya, I'm a pussy, love the menthols. Oh, there also for black people also (joke everybody). I'm about to go to sleep now....

now, i'm actually pretty drunk. Like. I've admitted love to evetyone..but onl ythe ones i reallly lov, sesually asndn as freindes

Top 5 excuses lamer people give for not getting high:

5. "Smoking is a health hazard."
People explain to me how much of a hazard weed is to their health. Yeah, it is. So are cars, knives, doors, dildos, guns, broken glass, everything is a hazard to your health. I'm wondering when people will stop being pussies and realize that life is a dangeous, hazardous, and risky place to live. If you don't smoke weed because of it's "health risk," you might as well live your whole life inside a cage, get fed intravenously, and never see sunlight or come in contact with anyone or anything. And no jerking it.


Have you ever seen an obituary reading: "Billy died from the super danks." No, you haven't Every time a stoner goes to the hospital, it goes like this:

"Hey Doctor, I need serious help. I think I smoked too much weed and I'm having extreme shortness of breath because my lungs are collapsing."
"Hmm.. that very well be the case, son. Or.. perhaps it's because your mouth is full of burnt pizza."
"Oh, I thought that was my tongue."

So that's one possible reason to not smoke. Because it burns pizza. And I'll tell you how to fix that one right now:

Cook the pizza. Then get high. There. Everyone wins.

4. "Weed makes you paranoid."
But it's the good kind of paranoid. It's the kind of paranoia which there's no actual threat. Sober paranoia is like, "I'm in an airplane and we're going to crash, oh no!" Weed paranoia is like, "I'm in an airplane and we're going to.. oh wait, that's a squirrel."

3. "Everyone knows potheads are losers."
The only way to get a bad reputation from smoking is if you talk about it non-stop like you're trying to impress people or use being high as an excuse for being stupid. I hate those people. They'll be like, "Oh shit, I spilled your beer hehehehe I'm so high." Don't talk about it, do it.
The fragrance of weed reminds me of burnt pizza. Because every time I get high, I throw a pizza in the oven. And every pizza I've tried to bake have overbaked because I was baked. Then I'm sitting there contemplating, "Do I smell smoke? This is weird. I must be really high. How could I smell smoke when my nose is in this girl's vagina? Is that even a vagina? It feels more like an avocado. Oh wait, it's my pillow drool."

2. "Weed makes you stupid."
Yeah. So what's the problem? Being smart is overrated. How about I sew your face together? Besides, there's research now that contradicts your assertion. Perhaps it's true that if stupid people smoke weed that they indeed get stupider. Poor them. If smart people smoke it, they get more intelligent, bud!

1. "Weed is bad because it makes you lazy."
Everyone is lazy regardless of what or if they smoke, so gimme a break. "Weed makes you lazy and unmotivated." It motivated me enough to write this you dumb assheads, dumbass heads. How about I punch your head in the nose? How about I kick you in the general vicinity of the teeth? How about I tear your head off and fuck-start your brain?

month and a half ago, when i got busted with a minor in posession by consumption.

i need to get FUCING WEED FOR THE SAKE OF HOLY FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING JEZELBELLIOUS LIBELLIOUS FUCKING FUCTACIOUS i need weed.

a while ago. I quit

never!