Strategies for flirting with people on message boards
 

Im running out of ideas.... any suggestions?

don't try so hard? :confused:

oh. and get rid of batman.

its not necessarily for this board... this is the only board where adam west comprises my sig.

Just follow me and proky's flirtations.

Don't tell anyone about your moustache.

ok then.

play this.

Also don't tell them you shoot blanks.

should, could, would, are gonna

No, see edit.


Leave me I am still sleepy.

Post cool pictures of yourself. Also, tell them how much you love Ghostbusters.

I love ghostbusters so much it makes my extension cord (see also: winkie-wang) ache.

HOTSECHS NOW K?

your best bet is to leave your basement and meet some real humans.

Then don't wink.

worst. advice. ever.

hell, lotsa chicks wanna cl;ean guy who shoots blanks. that way you could shoot directly into her ute, shoving past any mucus blocks in her cervix and it would make no difference! Just have her "leaking out" for a few hours longer than usual

am I right fellas???

yeah, wtf tesla?!?!

rob's graphic depiction of copulation made me regurgitate.

but its famous! is it too pedo?

Pussy.

I'm going to make you cry for that. :mad:

You wish someone would tag-team you wouldn't you pussy.

stop trying to flirt with me.

yr macho talk is falling on deaf receivers, meatsack.

Nuts and Bolts.

this is good stuff... and it seems to be affecting floatingslowly

yeah, I'm totally freaking out!!!!

does anybody else smell smoke?

I only smell a pussy.

as if. :rolleyes:

Like whatever, like I am like bored with you, you are like a wimp.

So, wait. people flirt on message boards? that is pretty pathetic. It is not that hard to get a woman in real life. At least, no for bears, llamas and alpacas.

That's pretty much my favorite picture ever.

you know the funny thing? until today, i thought that was the real you.

what's a nice gurl like you doing here?

i do want that ghostbusters shirt.

Ha ha ha.....mission accomplished!!

well geez, those AI-bots aren't very good in bed.

oh, how rude.

if yr trying to flirt with me, it's not working. I require more violence.

He likes it when you ignore his tag-team pleads.

Why in earth would you want to flirt on a message board? Sure I've flirted here before, but not serious.

Flirting isn't something you try to do. It is something you do without thinking.

have my babies.

Try sounding "dark and disturbed". Then let them come to you.