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m1rr0r dash 01.15.2008 12:43 AM

...best if used by?
 
does "best if used by Oct 15 07" on a jar of mayo in my fridge mean:

a) it would have tasted better had you used it sooner, but you'll probably be fine. If you do get sick, you can't sue the Hellman's company.

b) you will get extremely sick and possibly die if you eat this.

Norma J 01.15.2008 12:44 AM

Depends. Sometimes it's off before the date specifies.

But usually the date given, is a "after this date, check before you eat it because it could taste like shit".

Cantankerous 01.15.2008 12:45 AM

i wouldn't advise eating it.

m1rr0r dash 01.15.2008 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i wouldn't advise eating it.



...that goes without saying... but would you advise not eating it?

Cantankerous 01.15.2008 12:47 AM

yes.

ALIEN ANAL 01.15.2008 12:49 AM

smell it, if it doesnt smell like it did a few days a go then its bad
if theres shit growing on it..its bad

if neither of those signs are there..then dip your finger and taste..if it tastes fine...eat it

m1rr0r dash 01.15.2008 12:56 AM

...so we have

one "maybe"
one "definitely not"

and one series of tests, all of which it passed.

if there is no more voting... it's going in the fish salad i'm making for a sandwich...

voting will be closed after i smoke this cigarette...

m1rr0r dash 01.15.2008 01:34 AM

... damn that was one tasty sammich.

i had this tasty ass smoked wahoo dip i've been makin sammiches off of for 3-4 days... but i didn't have enough left for a whole sammich... so i hard boiled an egg, chopped it up, threw it in there with along with some crushed peppercorn, mayo that dates from oct, and a little more lemon juice than i would have for flavor (it was kind of like a lemon egg salad sammich with a hint of fish and black pepper - but i figured it would kill a bunch of germies...)

...i served it up on rosemary country loaf.

if i don't make it, y'all can fight over whatever stuff of mine my brother doesn't want.

✌➬ 01.15.2008 01:35 AM

Do it tell us the results with pictures.

!@#$%! 01.15.2008 02:05 AM

wazzit rancid?

if it explodes out of your asshole like a bucket of greasy dark mustard, you'll know it was no good.

but if your tastebuds said it was ok, it should have been ok, and enjoy.

the final answer tomorrow morning i guess...

sarramkrop 01.15.2008 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
smell it, if it doesnt smell like it did a few days a go then its bad
if theres shit growing on it..its bad

if neither of those signs are there..then dip your finger and taste..if it tastes fine...eat it


This is not true. Food that looks and smells fine in appearance can give you poisoning, if there is something wrong with it. Check the history of how it's been stored and the length of time that you have stored it for. That would give you a clue of its safety for consumption.

gmku 01.15.2008 08:28 AM

Porky, for once, is right.

& I'm guessing something with that date on it is pretty old. Most products place their best-used dates out fairly far. Dump it.

sarramkrop 01.15.2008 08:30 AM

I don't have 3 Food & Hygene certificates for nothing, Baby Ku.

gmku 01.15.2008 08:31 AM

That's special.

sarramkrop 01.15.2008 08:36 AM

You are special and I understand your special needs, baby.

floatingslowly 01.15.2008 09:45 AM

you people make me sick.

don't eat expired shit ffs.

king_buzzo 01.15.2008 09:57 AM

haha, what were they thinking?

█████████ 01.15.2008 10:20 AM

eat it, who knows if you dont find out the roquefort of mayonnaises.

you might also die.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 01.15.2008 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash
does "best if used by Oct 15 07" on a jar of mayo in my fridge mean:

a) it would have tasted better had you used it sooner, but you'll probably be fine. If you do get sick, you can't sue the Hellman's company.

b) you will get extremely sick and possibly die if you eat this.


yes and yes. and it can also be in regards to the shelf life of the container, as with beverages.

EMMAh 01.15.2008 03:21 PM

I don't usually eat something if it's a week past it's best before date. But as stated before, it depends on what it is. Give it a sniff and a little taste, use your best judgment.

gmku 01.15.2008 03:35 PM

Try it. Tell us what it tastes like. Tell us if you feel like you're moments from death.

Savage Clone 01.15.2008 03:37 PM

 

m1rr0r dash 01.17.2008 03:00 AM

well i didn't get sick or even have the runny shits... i did go shopping today and picked up fresh eggs, milk and mayo, though...:cool:


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