Stop With the JO Bussiness...
 

Just sayin'

yeah, let's cut out this JO business. the aldies cannot get into that. let's get into giving the ladies the fingernutter. come on fellas! wet hands are the devil's playground! wet from woman's wetness!
not water!

Bussiness!

Yes wet hands from a ladies Juice, I call Anjelina Jolie.

Look at this beautiful fucking dog

I bet he'd like a JO.

just sayin'.

A juicy orange?
Dogs don't like oranges!

I bet he would if you cut a hole into it.

I know *I* would.

Sticky.
Ew.

Not to mention the citric acid!

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKING DOG

that dog has the sad look of someone who hasn't had a JO in a long long time.

:(



pussy.

ok you puritanical bastards, I'm writing another song.

it's called "Give Me a BEAT"



the JO's gotta GO
two-boxes said to quit
if we don't stop it
he's bound to shit

(his pants)

cuz we talk about the JO's
and they're all the rage
but if we continue
he's about to stage

(a riot)

just like the kind
inside a prison door
cuz he's Oooh-fended
and the JO's no more.

(fuck that)

I'm going to JO
here on center stage
just like a tiger
trapped inside a cage

(I'm prowling)

for a JO
that's all I want
if you don't like it
you might be a cunt

(just sayin')

I think I might hate you.

that's fucking FRESH

Is "fresh" back now?

yay! song writing!

When I JO myself i do so tight-grip
gotta grab my shit tight so there ain't no slip
two-fist it sometimes for the full effect
my whole head pokes out when I stand erect

JO fun is to be had by me
I only cock-stroke in solitary
unless my girl wants to join the JO
jizzlobs fall like heavy wet snow

and I kick it to the right
I kick it to the left
can't kick it too far cuz
my shit's so wet

pre cum a-flyin' on thie JO excursion
This JO's gotta be a daily diversion
can't do it in the morning cuz I'll fall asleep after
bust a nut at night got a cum rain disaster

i gots wicked mad rhymes and sweet meter too

this thread is so next level that my penis turned into a question mark

The JO Business sounds like a long-lost Salt N Pepa song

fuck salt n pepa. this shit's straight up luther campbell.

My penis has officialy turned into a question mark

NEXT LEVEL

oh my god, you boys!

Girlgun I Missed You.

hi baby. how's you? and huge congrats! well done.

YES, But there is a dilemma, and I have no idea what to do. AGH!!!

Huge congrats on what?
His new hippy username?

i just joed all over ✌➬'s face

NO Gay STuff remember.

i've been in a huge funk and didn't read the thread. just pretty much trying to stay in a drunken haze. no dilemma. just do it. go. <<< my advice.

It's only gay if you RECEIVE the ejaculate.

my knuckle childrens landed all over girlgun though

I think I will, I have to think it hard over the weekend.

I'll go gay for you.

Ever the Good Example, you.

it's because i'm superawesome.

Oh I thought that said superwoman.

Awesumma powa

heres a 20, girlgun
clean yourself up baby

Savage let me have your blanks.