Are you man enough?
 

I'm afraid of tornados, so no thank you.

I'll keep lookin'.

He's located in Houston...








I'm thinkin of hittin that up

I'm glad you mentioned that, because I've been pointing at the part of my screen that says "houston craigslist > casual encounters" and laughing at you.

It was posted on a local forum

Um, that part about the Twister movie had me laughing hysterically.

dude, we're all friends here.

nobody's going to judge you (to yr face).

yeah, i know
i'm still laughing

i can't believe he posted a pic from the movie too
w-o-w


what are you talking about?
i'm not your friend

I want to hang out with this dude
i'm sure he's an interesting fellow

fine then. it's on, Mr. Twister.



who knew?

i'm just kidding
don't get so butthurt


want to go JO?

just as long as you don't pull no "gay stuff."

then why is yr mascara smeared, have you been crying?



it's really cold outside. would I even be able to find it?

save it for craigslist imo.

no men on films business, I promise

i'm more into coprophilia.

this is pussy stuff.

you can be my JO bud.

have you ever SEEN a fucking tornado?

pics or it didn't happen.

I'm not some cheap craigslist hookup.

you'll have to buy me mcdonalds first.

see, that's a camel toe.



yes, that's like the perfect preliminary before our scat session.

anyone wanna jo?

after serious consideration, i've come to the conclusion that if i ever JO with another dude, it'd be this dude.

I guess I am out.

tyoooo fucking funny!!!!

what the hell is a JO?

Jack Off.

No Gay Stuff!



Except mutual handjobs, but even then it has to be inside of a FUCKING TORNADO.



And you better be smooth down there.



But no gay stuff.

Why don't you have videos of your band on youtube?

I tried once, but it turned out too dark.

And we are hard to film, since we only play outdoors during a tornado.

ahhhhhhhhhh... i probably should've known that huh.

Where you tied down with a belt?

i'm too lazy to jo right now

could you make sure for me that you use a copious amount of either ck1 or axe body spray to keep things flowing right?

thanks, bro.

I bring you the first solid gold hit "JO in a 'Nado" by MC Flavor-Aid and the Hypnogognic Drones:


clean shaven manscape
this ain't Kansas anymore
it's motherfuckin' H-Town,
Crypto's lookin' to score

his first...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
helen hunt / man mayo

dangerous impossible
belted to the pipes
when the vortex passes over
they won't need those wipes

cuz it's a...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
discreet buds / doin' yeyo

it's vacuum cleaner loving
like you see on TV
found it on craigslist
so he just had to see

his first...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
hairy chest / wonderdruginpedro





PS: I expect studio time CHEAP.

i'm watching twister and i just JO'ed

damn, i could totally see myself JOing to this

Let's make this happen
When can you get in the studio?

I'll have to speak with my agent first.

I may already have a gig to record at Electric Lady Studios, but that's only if they can meet my demands.

there's also talk of a sweedish death metal remix featuring sonic youth and the fall.

I'll keep you posted.

right, right
let me know

ahhh ha.