drug test.
 

So, I've smoked weed everyday for a while now, I can't remember how long it's been but I can say It's been a longgggg time. For Christmas I want to show my mom a clean drug test, (sweet isn't it?) I've not smoked since yesterday, how long does it take for THC to get out of your system?...:o please tell me anything else which will help me.

Approx. 3-7 weeks before it completely leaves your system.
Looks like you might not be getting christmas presents this year.
Is your mom a narc?

not to sound mean but what kinda mom wants a bottle of clean piss from their child?

a worried one?

My mom can keep fucking wishing.

good luck dudebruh.

Uhh...if you knew my mom you'd understand. I can't do much of anything because she suspects I smoke.

hahaha, it's not the fact that i'll get Christmas presents over it or not, it's just something that she'd be happy to see because she doesn't trust me at all anymore, I fucked up a little bit before...so i'm trying to make it up.
She's a crazy little Polish lady but equivilent to a narc. :)

Can't wait till Christmas! Getting a sweeeet new electric to jam out on.

depends

you a chubby dude?
if so, it may take longer
thc hides in your fat

things you can do to pass the test:
work out
drink water... lots of it
cranberry juice
STEAM (if you don't have access to a steam room, you can do it in your shower... maybe?)

Get yourself some cleaner.

"i want to make my mom happy by lying to her, aren't i sweet?"

you should get her something else.

thc? i thought it stays quiet long compare to the other stuff, at least couple of months. i'm not sure now, but you can google it out.

Yeah, just fucking overdose on water for the next few weeks man.

go Liz...

Actually THC isn't water solvent (it's oil solvent), so drinking a bunch of water does fuck all.

Goldenseal makes it water solvent, but it takes a few days. THEN you can flush your system w/ H2O.

Cranberry juice is great for getting cocaine out of your system, but, again, does fuck all for weed.

i didnt think that smoking pot/blow/charlie/satans turds/grass/ marajuana/old smokey/the fat catball/munchie catalysts/the shit/gregory/hash/ showed up on a urine test. i thought it was only evident on a blood test.......

nah it shows in a wee test
but just depends on how much u have smoked

good job i dont need to take one so!

True, THC is oil-based and stored in fat cells, but by drinking as much water as possible, one dilutes the urine with as many parts of water as possible.

Goldenseal root seems to never work for anyone I've ever known.

Cranberry juice cannot hurt.

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Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656
i didnt think that smoking pot/blow/charlie/satans turds/grass/ marajuana/old smokey/the fat catball/munchie catalysts/the shit/gregory/hash/ showed up on a urine test. i thought it was only evident on a blood test.......


The common litmus stick test for urine detects marijuana, cocaine, and opiates.

lying? I did quit. I just wish it were out of my system quicker, you all need to chill out and stop being so negative. get out of the house sometimes.

You bet dude.:) I now have about 25% more money every week.

hahahahahahaha.

...potheads...

that is it, that's what i mean, and your comment about negativity pretty much says it all... that's how it's done. I look up to you becuz it takes balls to go for a real change. kudos!

have a square piss for you.

my mom would be a bit worried/shocked if i passed a drug test.

because you're so hip that your mother allows you to get drugs? or else?

my mom got me drug tested back when i was fifteen.

i passed.

not because i was drug free or anything. i only did drugs that stayed in your system for a few days.

Anyone know if there is any way to get sober real quick, like in an hour?
I look forward to your swift reply

Haha, well...I've got pretty decent sized boobs, they're probably full of thc, hahaha. But, thanks :) I'll start doin that asap.:D

no, because i am capable of rationalising and making my own calculated decisions, and my mother realises that she has no control over me because i'm not her responsibility anymore. i haven't lived with her in three years. we're on good terms now though.
ps, is the word "hip" even part of the jargon of american youth anymore? hip cat.

given the fact that i am just a guy from italy, i'll be honest reporting that i couldn't care less if "hip" is on a list of cool words or not. sorry.

lizarddd just might be a big fan of the lizard king, jim morrison///just a wild guess; i like The Doors some too.

...actually my names Liz, my friends little cousin calls me lizard, but I do like morrison, who doesn't though?

I started smoking in my friends garage with her brother being curious, I actually didn't listen nor did I have any knowledge of hendrix, joplin, or any of the main drug users back then.

I liked the tiny bit in S. King's THE STAND where Stuart gets a hold of the Morrison man at a gas station.
Classic.

Listen, about 4 hours before you take it drink alot of concentrated cranberry juice, take some niacin, and drink alot of water. I mean A LOT of water. Try getting a liter or two at least down over the course of a few hours. This should ensure that your urine has a high water content but will have color(cranberry juice) and b12(niacin, which shows up in urine but is diluted when excess water is drank. That way, if they think you diluted your piss, they can't really notice.

I already wrote on how to beat the test. No one replied. I deleted the post.

I know the method works if done properly because it proved successful for myself on many past occassions, and those times were in supervised environments.

take an eyedropper full of bleach in with you when you piss and put some in there. that way if it comes back as "uncertain" or whatever (it may or may not), that will at least give you some time to detox before they test you again.

This is also true.

Cantanky knows.


DRUGS

don't give a shit. a general get better from a drug-taker.

Seems she cannot remember my deleted post all that well.

In that deleted post, I wrote specifically that even one drop of bleach from an eyedropper is too much bleach. And that it will indeed fuck up the test and bring an inconclusive result.

Didn't you read that this is a test they are purchasing themselves?

Why would they want to fuck up the test?

What would be the point in that?

I know how to beat tests. I've beaten them.
I've beaten supervised tests where one screw-up meant a possible penalty of confinement.

And the method I know should be easy to do if the test isn't supervised.

Although, I think anyone that doesn't know how to beat a test probably has no business in doing drugs in the first place and thus I've removed all traces of the simple procedure from this thread.